What is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Seen At Disney World?

[Stephaniesue]

The kid sitting next to my husband on the bus to Animal Kingdom kept picking his nose and trying to wipe it off on my husband. When he saw what the kid was trying to do he said "don't even think about it" and the kid proceeded to wipe it off in his brothers hair. The parents were of course oblivious. For the rest of the day whenever we saw the family we would yell "CODE GREEN"! It's still a family joke

 

[sjams]

A couple of years ago my ds and I were waiting for my dh and dd by Germany in Epcot and a lady was pushing what appeared to be a stroller with some sort of net enclosure on it. I thought it was kind of strange but whatever. Upon closer inspection I realized there was a tiny little monkey in in there.

 

[ORMom2Four]

Now that we are locals and AP holders, we are starting to see some strange stuff

Saw a woman literally falling down on the ground drunk coming out of the Studios. Her husband had to help her off the ground twice and she leaned on him as he tried to get her to walk. Her son, maybe 8 years old, acted like it was nothing new. Pretty sad.

A different woman tried to walk into MK wearing nothing but a swimsuit and a short, shirt type mesh cover up with no pants

Saw a husband yell loudly at his wife, again in the Studios, and then she spit on him. Funny thing is the back of their shirts said, "Happy Campers"

 

[Simba's Mom]

We've been at WDW this past week, headed home tomorrow, and the craziest thing I've seen is the number of people who really haven't planned, or learned about WDW at all. DH and DDIL were at Bibbity Bobbity Boutique and there were a number of people who just walked uo, saying something like "This looks like a cute thing-my daughter thinks she wants to do it." The grand prize, though, goes to the lady, when we were standing in line for buses and a bus marked "Blizzard Beach" went by, and she said "I wonder what that 'Blizzard Beach' is."

 

[kimmar067]

....I hope that no one EVER has to be subjected to the encounter with the woman who did NOT have, let's just say, 'Disney-tude'.....we had just left HM and that area of Liberty Square had gotten overcrowded in a hurry - the parade would soon be starting and the crowd was forced to be at a stand-still. When everyone had suddenly stopped [because of the pedestrian traffic] a woman and her DD [I'm guessing around 8 or 9 years old] accidentally bumped into the woman in front of them. She apologized but the woman turned around and began a tirade of epic proportions. She began to use language that would make a sailor blush, all the while everyone [stuck] there was forced to listen to also. It ended with someone throwing a bottle of Poland Spring water at her!

 

[karensi]

Now that we are locals and AP holders, we are starting to see some strange stuff

Saw a woman literally falling down on the ground drunk coming out of the Studios. Her husband had to help her off the ground twice and she leaned on him as he tried to get her to walk. Her son, maybe 8 years old, acted like it was nothing new. Pretty sad.

A different woman tried to walk into MK wearing nothing but a swimsuit and a short, shirt type mesh cover up with no pants

Saw a husband yell loudly at his wife, again in the Studios, and then she spit on him. Funny thing is the back of their shirts said, "Happy Campers"

ORMom2Four, I notice you say tried to walk into MK. Was she stopped/turned away? did they not let her enter?
Just curious


Karen

 

[Cool Cat]

Wow. I have yet to see anything as crazy as those.

 

[Fluffy Marie]

A while ago, (I think around 2005) I was in the Magic Kingdom. I had arrived late, so I walked through the entrance some time around noon. As I passed the barber shop, this little girl threw up every where. The parents acted as if it was normal for her to throw up. I assume that some cast-member arrived to clean up the mess.

 

[elgerber]

We were in line last week at Customer Relation at DHS, and the woman in front of us was carrying a 4 pack of Kraft Easy Mac. Not in a bag or anything either, just in her hand. Not sure what she was going to do with it.

 

[Teresa Pitman]

Once when my family was eating dinner at Boma, the couple at the next table took out a large bottle of Purell hand sanitizer and put it in the middle of the table. They both used it before the went up to the buffet, then they came back with platefuls of food, and sanitized their hands again. They used it again before they went back to the buffet, and again before they started eating their next servings of food, and so on through the meal. We were trying not to laugh, but it cracked us up. I couldn't help wondering what they did on rides? Did they sanitize every railing, every seat, every restraint?

The other was the man who came into Turtle Talk with Crush carrying his daughter (age about 2 or 3) who was crying. People suggested he take her out but he would not. When Crush came on the screen, the girl was crying loudly and Crush said to the father that he didn't think the little dudette wanted to be there and maybe he should take her out. The father then proceeded to argue with an animated talking turtle. (I think that qualifies as crazy.) His point was that his daughter wasn't having fun at Epcot, so he wanted a refund, but Disney would not give him a refund, so he was going to make his daughter go on every attraction. Crush tried to reason with the "dude" but eventually security had to escort him and his unhappy child out. We all applauded.

TP

 

[Friend of a Mouse]

Things I saw as a former cast member:
When cleaning Philharmagic we would always find one or two dirty diapers underneath the theatre seats.

I was helping Brer Rabbit when a 15 year old girl lifted up my shirt in front of the entire line. The mom did not see it. When the attendant told her not to do that, the mom lifted up the girl's shirt, meaning the whole line so that black lacy bra, including the poor 5 year old who was next in line.

When I was helping Stitch and got sucker punched in the back of the head by a 13 year old boy. I ended up seeing stars and had to leave set. Only time I have ever left set.

Helping Chicken Little (before the movie came out) and got punched in the stomach by a little boy who "Does not like to eat chicken."

Helping Mickey out at Ohana one morning and my pants fell to my ankles because the clasp failed.

A friend who was helping Ariel during Spectromagic and the shells popped off the bra and rolled under flounder. (she was still properly covered.)

Another friend was helping Mickey and lost an ear during Share a Dream Come True Parade right in front of the train station.

The kid who hopped out the wrong side of the boat at Peter Pan which meant I had to E-Stop the ride.

The woman who proceeded to to lift her baby up out of the seatbelt and held him up like Rafiki from Lion King while Dumbo was lifting into the air, causing us to E-Stop the ride.

The man who sat with his wife and stared me down in the rain for over 20 minutes when I wouldn't let him through Philharmagic's fast pass line because the GAC said 'standard wheelchair entrance.' There was no wait for standby which I told him. He then wheeled his wife down to GR but our coordinator had called ahead and they backed us up. He could have ridden 4 or 5 times by the time all was said and done.

 

[sailorstitch]

The other was the man who came into Turtle Talk with Crush carrying his daughter (age about 2 or 3) who was crying. People suggested he take her out but he would not. When Crush came on the screen, the girl was crying loudly and Crush said to the father that he didn't think the little dudette wanted to be there and maybe he should take her out. The father then proceeded to argue with an animated talking turtle. (I think that qualifies as crazy.) His point was that his daughter wasn't having fun at Epcot, so he wanted a refund, but Disney would not give him a refund, so he was going to make his daughter go on every attraction. Crush tried to reason with the "dude" but eventually security had to escort him and his unhappy child out. We all applauded.

TP

sailorstitch

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

I saw a guy scoop up water in his hat and splash it on somebody on "It's a Small World".

 

[handinpocket]

We were at Pecos Bills this past week. We ordered our whole order (whole family stood in line) then went and found a seat. Put our food on the table then proceeded to take the trays and go the "fixin' bar" and load up our taco salads.

When we got back to the table another family had taken it over and were drinking our drinks and enjoying our other foods. It was UNBELIEVABLE! They ran off when confronted...but WHO DOES THAT?!

 

[Jaya]

The lady changing clothes on the monorail late one evening. She takes off her shirt and is in her bra (and not an sports bra, either), changes to another shirt. Then she takes off her shorts and stands in her panties until she pulls on a pair of jeans. As strip acts goes, isn't wasn't much to write home about but everyone seemed entertained. One guy started clapping.

 

[disneydee6]

While we were waiting to be seated outside the French restaurant, we were treated to some serious PDA by two young women. I'm no prude, but there is a place for everything; deep kissing and groping do not belong on a park bench.

Lol that reminded me a few weeks ago I was at the renaissance faire and I was in line for food. It was pretty crowded so everyone was kind of tightly squeezed wherever you were. The couple in front of me in line was sucking face less than a foot away from mine. I didn't realize standing in line for turkey legs is such a turn on. My guess is my revolted expression only encouraged the groping.

Speaking of expressions, I think the craziest one I've seen in disney was one of realization when a BTG was unaware that my sister knew their language.

 

[FINFAN]

The kid sitting next to my husband on the bus to Animal Kingdom kept picking his nose and trying to wipe it off on my husband. When he saw what the kid was trying to do he said "don't even think about it" and the kid proceeded to wipe it off in his brothers hair. The parents were of course oblivious. For the rest of the day whenever we saw the family we would yell "CODE GREEN"! It's still a family joke

A couple of years ago my ds and I were waiting for my dh and dd by Germany in Epcot and a lady was pushing what appeared to be a stroller with some sort of net enclosure on it. I thought it was kind of strange but whatever. Upon closer inspection I realized there was a tiny little monkey in in there.

all I can picture is the SNL Sprocket's skit with Mike Meyers, Dieter's pet monkey...omg, I would have lost it laughing, ESPECIALLY out side of Germany

 

[gea33]

One of the craziest things I have seen was at Crystal Palace breakfast buffet. A child about 2 climbed up on the counter and put both hands in the fruit salad. When the grandmother noticed she yelled to her daughter "How cute it was" umm it was anything but cute. Me and my family all got the stomach virus that trip and I refuse to eat there ever again

 

[wvjules]

At Disneyland Paris this family gets in the end of the line (Buzz lightyear I think) and the kid is doing the pee dance. Mom whips out a water bottle, kid whips out his privates and pees in the bottle! Gross! Its not like they had been waiting in line and were near the front. They had just gotten into the back of the line!

 

[anniemae]

a dad screaming at his kids (looked like young teens) very loudly. Mom starts yelling at dad to stop yelling at kids. Finally, the dad throws his hands up and yells at the top of his lungs, "WE NEED TO HIT THE RE-DO BUTTON" then storms off with the family following him. Then they stopped and formed a circle and bowed their heads. They were talking quietly (I am assuming they were apologizing for yelling at each other.) Then they all put their hands in the circle and yelled something like, "ANDERSON FAMILY" and walked off happily.

I was glad to see this actually since tension can run high with fast paced touring, the heat, the exhaustion of walking all over the parks etc. It is not a relaxing vacation! But they saw they were losing it and took a step back to come back to reality.