Silly Songs

low-key · May 11, 2019

never all that good, but a fun song that last a few weeks on the chart

Shaving Cream
Benny Bell

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of...
Songwriters: Bel

DisLiss · May 11, 2019

Oh my gosh, I loved that song when I was a kid.

How about "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" or "Witch Doctor" or "Purple People Eater"?

There are tons to choose from.

(Some silly songs, however, are not politically correct, although I didn't realize that as a kid, of course.)

PrincessShmoo · May 11, 2019

GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
Staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoof-prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking root beer and
Playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
Or send them back?
Send them back!!

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched
The hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
Friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves

Maistre Gracey · May 11, 2019

The Rodeo Song.

If I published the lyrics, I would be banned.

low-key · May 11, 2019

The Scotsman's Kilt

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He stumbled on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then staggered off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o de
He staggered off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o dill
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt above the waist so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o dirth
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie star of the Scot's lifted kilt did show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o doh
Around the bonnie star of the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a trees
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a drunken voice he says to what's before his eyes
"Lad, I don't where you've been but I see you won first prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o die
He said, "Lad, I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"

DisLiss · May 11, 2019

Some silly songs that are holiday favorites...

Monster Mash
All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

DisLiss · May 11, 2019

Seven Little Girls:

Seven little girls sitting in the back seat
Hugging and a-kissing with Fred
I said "why don't one of you come up and sit beside me?"
And this is what the seven girls said

[Chorus]
(All together now, one, two, three)
(Keep you mind on your drivin')
(Keep you hands on the wheel)
(Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead)
(We're having fun sitting in the back seat kissing and a-hugging with Fred)
(Dee doody doom doom, dee doody doom doom)
(Dee doody doom doom, DOOM)

Drove through the town, drove through the country
Showed 'em how a motor could go
I said "how do you like my triple carburetor?"
And one of them whispered low

[Chorus]

Seven little girls smooching in the back seat
Every one in love with Fred
I said "you don't need me, I'll get off at my house"
And this is what the seven girls said

(All together now, one, two, three)
(Keep you mind on your driving)
(Keep you hands on the wheel)
(Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead)
(We're having fun sitting in the back seat kissing and a-hugging with Fred)

All of them in love with Fred
(Dee doody doom doom)
Kissing and a-hugging with Fred
(Dee doody doom doom)
Wish that I could be like Fred
(DOOM)

Writer/s: BOB HILLIARD, LEE POCKRISS

disneychrista · May 11, 2019

The Truth About Men....

We don't like to go out shopping, we don't care what's on sale
Just wanna sit with a bag full of chips watchin' the NFL
When you come over at half time, you say does this dress fit too tight
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie
And say uh uh looks just right

Well that's the truth about men, that's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf on our days off, scratch and spit and cuss
And no matter what line we hand you when we come dragging in
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen again

We hate watchin' Steel Magnolias, we like Rambo and Die Hard four
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools
At the Home Depot store we don't really
Wanna take you to dinner at some fancy restaurant
The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to
The one thing that we all want

Well, that's the truth about men, that's the truth about guys
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
Than work on the problems in our lives
And though we say it to you every now and then
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen again

Well, if you wanna know what we're all thinkin', it's nothing too complex
It's just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of s,e, yes

That's the truth about men, that's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
And scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff
And no matter what line we give you when we come crawling in
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen again

We ain't wrong, We ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen
Sure it's gonna happen, you know it's gonna happen again
And that's the truth about men

Planogirl · May 12, 2019

I like a lot of Weird Al's old stuff. Dare to Be Stupid, I Lost on Jeopardy and many more.

Imzadi · May 12, 2019

Brady Bunch - Sunshine Day

Sandeep1 · May 12, 2019

PollyannaMom · May 12, 2019

scrhsa · May 12, 2019

King Tut Steve Martin

The Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie

Telephone Man - Meri Wilson

Micca · May 12, 2019

disneychrista · May 12, 2019

I won't post the lyrics as, well, they may not be DIS friendly.

Frozen Canuck · May 12, 2019

Star Wars Disco Version by Meco...I remember it making the number one song of 1977 on our radio station's New Year's countdown.

Cannot_Wait_4Disney · May 12, 2019

Cogswel_Cogs · May 12, 2019

Anything by Allan Sherman.

PollyannaMom · May 12, 2019

If aaaaaaaalllllll the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops...

PollyannaMom · May 12, 2019

("Sweet Zoo")

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