This "All of My Credits" was written at the same time as the last one (I thought the other one was better, so I posted that one), which is why you will notice obvious similarities and differences. Here is the "deleted scene" All of My Credits!
(The All of My Credits theme fades in and the lights go on to reveal a big party. The guests are either talking in pantomime or prancing in a circle around a dictionary- The Dictionary Dance. VMK_Red and VMK_Sparky come onto the stage.)
Red: Great party, Sparky!
Sparky: Thanks! Im happy there was such a great turnout.
Red: But wheres Hula?
Sparky: Washing her hair.
Red: Funny She was doing that last time, too.
(They pause)
Sparky: Lets go get some punch.
(They walk off, and two people run across the set- one kid and one adult)
Kid: Please! Let me be your bay bee!
Adult: Get away from me, kid!
(The camera zooms in on Red and Sparky)
Sparky: Red, Im really happy you came today.
(Sparky blushes)
Red: Im happy I came.
(Red smiles)
Sparky: Can I ask you something?
Red: Sure.
(Red is beaming- she knows what the question is)
Sparky (getting down on one knee): Red, will you marry me?
Red (still beaming): Yes!
(Sparky jumps up and kisses Red)
Sparky (singing): Make of our hands one hand,
Make of our hearts one heart,
Make of our vows one last vow:
Only bans will part us now.
(Fade to black. The show goes to commercial)
COMMERCIAL:
(The commercial is a cartoon. A bunch of kids are playing in a luscious green field. There are rainbows, teddy bears, a smiling sun, and a playground. A cardinal flies across the sky.)
Narrator: Hey kids!
(The kids look up at the sky)
Narrator: Do you like VMK?
Kids (screaming happily): Yes!
Narrator: Then you should watch All of My Credits!
Kids (quizzically): All of My Credits?
Narrator: Yes! The new VMK soap opera!
Kids: Oh!!!
Narrator: Yes! If you like VMK, youll love All of My Credits!
Kids: Yay!
Narrator: And youll fall into an eternal state of depression!
Kids: Oh?
Narrator: Youll never laugh again!
(There is a pause. After the pause, the kids start screaming and run away from the playground. The sun frowns and storm clouds rain upon the field.)
Narrator: Watch All of My Credits, Monday nights at 5 oclock!
(The melancholy All of My Credits theme plays and the commercial fades)
(The All of My Credits theme plays and the show fades back in. Red and Sparky are still kissing. The house starts to fall apart in a whirlwind and all of the guests scream in terror. They are all left in the main circuit board from last episode. Lily has, surprisingly, not been deleted yet.)
Sparky: Red I
(He looks up)
Red: Is there something wrong?
(Sparky is shaking)
Red: Oh no
Sparky (crying): We were never meant to be, Red.
(Yavn materializes)
Yavn: You dare marry in my Kingdom? Have you not read the law? Have you not learned from others?
Red (weeping): What are you talking about?
Yavn: Do you remember Phinny and Lion?
Sparky (sobbing): You said they moved!
Yavn: Do I ever tell the truth?
Party guests: NO!
Yavn: Be gone!
(The crowd is thrust away, into the deep space of the circuit board)
Sparky (dropping to his knees): Why? What happened to them?
Yavn: Isnt it clear now? Are you really that dumb?
Lily (standing up to Yavn): Please! Let them go!
Yavn: Silence!
Red: Tell us
(There is a pause.)
Sparky (shouting): TELL US!
(Phinny and Lion appear as holograms)
Phinny: Dont do it
Lion: Apologize theres still time.
(Phinny and Lion fade)
Phinny (her voice fading): Theres still time
Sparky: No! I cant we had dreams.
Red: We were going to have a family and kids!
Sparky: A house!
Lily: A new café!
(There is a pause. A cricket is heard.)
Red: Please, let us go.
Yavn: Fine. We shall have a trial.
(A cartoon-y courthouse materializes, with clones of Yavn as the jury and judge.)
Yavn (all clones in unison): Guily!
Yavn (judge clone): You are pending for deletion.
(The courtroom and the clones disappear.)
Red and Sparky (crying and singing):
Make of our hands one hand,
Make of our hearts one heart,
Make of our vows one last vow:
Only bans will part us now.
(Red and Sparky disappear, and Lily is left crying. The All of My Credits theme plays and the credits roll.)
(Fade to black.)
End.
(The All of My Credits theme fades in and the lights go on to reveal a big party. The guests are either talking in pantomime or prancing in a circle around a dictionary- The Dictionary Dance. VMK_Red and VMK_Sparky come onto the stage.)
Red: Great party, Sparky!
Sparky: Thanks! Im happy there was such a great turnout.
Red: But wheres Hula?
Sparky: Washing her hair.
Red: Funny She was doing that last time, too.
(They pause)
Sparky: Lets go get some punch.
(They walk off, and two people run across the set- one kid and one adult)
Kid: Please! Let me be your bay bee!
Adult: Get away from me, kid!
(The camera zooms in on Red and Sparky)
Sparky: Red, Im really happy you came today.
(Sparky blushes)
Red: Im happy I came.
(Red smiles)
Sparky: Can I ask you something?
Red: Sure.
(Red is beaming- she knows what the question is)
Sparky (getting down on one knee): Red, will you marry me?
Red (still beaming): Yes!
(Sparky jumps up and kisses Red)
Sparky (singing): Make of our hands one hand,
Make of our hearts one heart,
Make of our vows one last vow:
Only bans will part us now.
(Fade to black. The show goes to commercial)
COMMERCIAL:
(The commercial is a cartoon. A bunch of kids are playing in a luscious green field. There are rainbows, teddy bears, a smiling sun, and a playground. A cardinal flies across the sky.)
Narrator: Hey kids!
(The kids look up at the sky)
Narrator: Do you like VMK?
Kids (screaming happily): Yes!
Narrator: Then you should watch All of My Credits!
Kids (quizzically): All of My Credits?
Narrator: Yes! The new VMK soap opera!
Kids: Oh!!!
Narrator: Yes! If you like VMK, youll love All of My Credits!
Kids: Yay!
Narrator: And youll fall into an eternal state of depression!
Kids: Oh?
Narrator: Youll never laugh again!
(There is a pause. After the pause, the kids start screaming and run away from the playground. The sun frowns and storm clouds rain upon the field.)
Narrator: Watch All of My Credits, Monday nights at 5 oclock!
(The melancholy All of My Credits theme plays and the commercial fades)
(The All of My Credits theme plays and the show fades back in. Red and Sparky are still kissing. The house starts to fall apart in a whirlwind and all of the guests scream in terror. They are all left in the main circuit board from last episode. Lily has, surprisingly, not been deleted yet.)
Sparky: Red I
(He looks up)
Red: Is there something wrong?
(Sparky is shaking)
Red: Oh no
Sparky (crying): We were never meant to be, Red.
(Yavn materializes)
Yavn: You dare marry in my Kingdom? Have you not read the law? Have you not learned from others?
Red (weeping): What are you talking about?
Yavn: Do you remember Phinny and Lion?
Sparky (sobbing): You said they moved!
Yavn: Do I ever tell the truth?
Party guests: NO!
Yavn: Be gone!
(The crowd is thrust away, into the deep space of the circuit board)
Sparky (dropping to his knees): Why? What happened to them?
Yavn: Isnt it clear now? Are you really that dumb?
Lily (standing up to Yavn): Please! Let them go!
Yavn: Silence!
Red: Tell us
(There is a pause.)
Sparky (shouting): TELL US!
(Phinny and Lion appear as holograms)
Phinny: Dont do it
Lion: Apologize theres still time.
(Phinny and Lion fade)
Phinny (her voice fading): Theres still time
Sparky: No! I cant we had dreams.
Red: We were going to have a family and kids!
Sparky: A house!
Lily: A new café!
(There is a pause. A cricket is heard.)
Red: Please, let us go.
Yavn: Fine. We shall have a trial.
(A cartoon-y courthouse materializes, with clones of Yavn as the jury and judge.)
Yavn (all clones in unison): Guily!
Yavn (judge clone): You are pending for deletion.
(The courtroom and the clones disappear.)
Red and Sparky (crying and singing):
Make of our hands one hand,
Make of our hearts one heart,
Make of our vows one last vow:
Only bans will part us now.
(Red and Sparky disappear, and Lily is left crying. The All of My Credits theme plays and the credits roll.)
(Fade to black.)
End.
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