Alright guys...

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Hamburger an hot dog walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"


E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
 
E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

Technically an E-Flat doesn't have anything to do with a minor key. However...

What sound do you hear when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner. :sunny:
 
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Hamburger an hot dog walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"


E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

You don't happen to own a bar do you? :rotfl:
 


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There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How do I get to the train Station?

See that street there? Turn left and you'll be right.

No need to get smart.

Ok turn right and you'll be left.
 

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