xjillianpaige
adventure is out there
- Joined
- Jan 24, 2012
How do you throw a party in space?
You PLANET!
Why didn't the melons get married?
They CANTELOUPE!
You PLANET!
Why didn't the melons get married?
They CANTELOUPE!
E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Hamburger an hot dog walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
This one is my favourite!Screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
Technically an E-Flat doesn't have anything to do with a minor key. However...
What sound do you hear when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.