Hello. My name is Cardinal, and many of you (read as: all of you) have not heard from me in about half a year. However, I still know that you love me better than Aengus. This is why I am resurrecting this thread: to prove again that Cardinal > Aengus. Please vote.
It's been almost two full years since we've returned to debate the eternal question: Exactly in what way is Cardinal better than Aengus, and how do we define the discrepancy in the magnitudes of goodness between these two DISers?
Feel free to debate the point by yourselves, although allow me to open the discussion with a few contentions of my own:
-One of us is clearly more lava than the other (hint: Cardinal).
-Cardinal is so lava and Aengus is so not-lava that introducing us to each other caused VMK to collapse into itself and shut down (see: unstoppable force meets immovable object).
-This is just how the world works and Aengus needs to accept it.