If you were transported back 500 years

[low-key]

with no clothes or any other Item , how would you try and convince the savages about to kill you that you are from the future. ?

I would do the twist

 

[Mirielle]

I suppose I'd try doing some asinine magic tricks.

 

[low-key]

I suppose I'd try doing some asinine magic tricks.

lol, like what ?

 

[powellrj]

Show them all the things they could eat that wouldn’t kill them.

 

[MamaBelle4]

"Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big!"

 

[Mirielle]

lol, like what ?

I *knew* you were going to ask that. Why, I'd pull balloons out of my nose.

 

[low-key]

I *knew* you were going to ask that. Why, I'd pull balloons out of my nose.

very cool but once they see my sexy big guy twist, the will all be worshiping that giant creature with cat like gracefulness

 

[low-key]

"Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big!"

your going to have to show them, can you lay pipe ?

Show them all the things they could eat that wouldn’t kill them.

lol, what would you eat first

 

[kimblebee]

My tattoo

 

[low-key]

My tattoo

good answer, what is it of ?

 

[kimblebee]

good answer, what is it of ?

Its on my forehead and says I'm from the future.

I've always wondered when it would come in handy. Now I know lol

 

[low-key]

Its on my forehead and says I'm from the future.

I've always wondered when it would come in handy. Now I know lol

I bet it says 666

 

[kimblebee]

I bet it says 666

According to some posters, it probably should.

Its a smiley sun on my left outer thigh, just above my knee. It was my act of rebellion at 19.

 

[jevs]

Why no clothes on?

 

[low-key]

Why no clothes on?

cause your fabric and fit would be new to them, and they would know your of the future

 

[MamaBelle4]

your going to have to show them, can you lay pipe ?

I was just making a Disney - related joke

 

[low-key]

I was just making a Disney - related joke

LOL

 

[Gamora]

with no clothes or any other Item , how would you try and convince the savages about to kill you that you are from the future. ?

I would do the twist

Just the twist? I'd break out the Evolution of Dance!

 

[PollyannaMom]

I'd be afraid to try to prove I was from the future, because they'd think I was a witch instead!

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Did you know your great great great grandaughter married me and has HUGE.......... Tracts of land?