Movie/TV quotes you have misheard

[reecejackox]

i would say when not on TV but a youtube video , in an interview for some reason i thought the manager said "to put things right" instead i discovered the other day he said "to improve their statuses"

 

[scrhsa]

i would say when not on TV but a youtube video , in an interview for some reason i thought the manager said "to put things right" instead i discovered the other day he said "to improve their statuses"

My oldest was 4 when Toy Story came out. Instead of saying "There's a snake in my boots" She always said " There's a stink in my boot".

 

[Atlas722]

M*A*S*H/Father Mulcahy:
Misheard: "Undress this man in mysterious the ways of God."
Actual line: "Wondrous is man and mysterious the ways of God."