Silly Songs



Some silly songs that are holiday favorites...

Monster Mash
All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

One year when they were playing the Christmas hippopotamus commercial non stop, I bought the chocolate hippos at Epcot for everyone’s stockings just so they couldn’t complain about not getting a hippopotamus for Christmas. Boy, were they tasty!
 


Camp Granada (Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh)
Allan Sherman
Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

I went hiking with Joe Spivey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

All the counsellors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses

Now I don't want this should scare ya'
But my bunkmate has Malaria
You remember Jeffery Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party

Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Take me home, I hate Grenada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear

Take me home, I promise I will
Not make noise, or mess the house with
Other boys, oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day

Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me

Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter
 
Shaddap your face. I remember being a little kid and thinking this song was so hilarious and scandalous on the radio LOL

 
A song that is really not PC is "Ahab The Arab"-Ray Stevens

For sure! It was "Bridget the Midget" that was in my mind when I mentioned non-PC songs, but there were several other that I wouldn't introduce to my kids today, either.


Shaddap your face. I remember being a little kid and thinking this song was so hilarious and scandalous on the radio LOL

When that song came out my not one bit Italian father thought it was hilarious and used to play it all of the time, to the multiple eye-rolls of my quite nearly all Italian mother. ;)
 
I've always been a big Weird Al fan...


Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey

Crabs for Christmas, they used to play it on the radio more often when I was a kid.

Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song
 
Mentioned by a few already, but Weird Al is the best! He is mostly known for the parodies, but he has some funny original songs like "Everything you Know is Wrong."
 

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