The Mad Pooper is on the Loose!

[Sanchez]

It seems that on the Community Board we can't get enough of public defecation. Some of you old timers may recall the pooping mailman thread where one of our regular contributors witnessed the mailman copping a squat in her yard. Just last year we discussed the race walking olympian who lightened his load on course and before the entire Olympic watching world. In that tradition, I bring to you the latest newsworthy tale of public expulsion.

Yes, the Mad Pooper is on the loose. In this chapter we find a serial discharger intent on fulfilling some incomprehensible need to repeatedly evacuate her bowels in a poor, unsuspecting family's yard. Despite the Colorado family's attempts to curb the unwanted dumpings, the unknown jogger insists on dropping her drawers and taking care of business.

http://www.wltx.com/news/weird/jogg...al&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

I give the family much credit. Are they down in the dumps? Do they have a crappy attitude? No they do not! I am glad to see that they see some humor in all of this.

 

[hereyago]

I say hit her with a paint gun so she can be noticed.

 

[robinb]

"Now they're hoping this story and photos posted online will help flush her out."

 

[gillep]

I was just lurking on the CB when the pooping mailman was on the loose, but I must say it has always been one of my all time favorite DIS threads. I have high hopes for this one too .

 

[Bilberry]

That's gross.

I remember watching my one and only triathlon. Well, I didn't watching all, but I saw enough. It was live coverage, and a lady was making good time. The commentators were really praising her. And without warning she dropped her shorts and did her business. Thankfully the full event was passed over! And I pass on triathlon viewing all together now.

 

[kimblebee]

I was doing good until the words 'smear campaign'

This is so gross.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

So what's the poop on this one? Have the caught her yet?

 

[dreiwhit]

So what's the poop on this one? Have the caught her yet?

Not yet, but she's in deep doo-doo when they catch her!

 

[mrsheppo]

I sure wouldn't want to be on doody duty having to clean up after her.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Not yet, but she's in deep doo-doo when they catch her!

LOL. Crap that was funny.

 

[3 MEN AND A BOAT]

It would be difficult for me not to hose her down mid squat, or pop her with a BB gun.

 

[anniemae]

Is she mentally ill I wonder? That is not something a normal person would do. It's just not. I hope they catch her, that is just not acceptable. Who in their right mind would do that???? I just can't wrap my head around this one.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Is she mentally ill I wonder?

Could be. Or maybe she just has poop for brains.

 

[katie01]

If they have the wrong person in the photos, she could sue for defecation of character

 

[L&Lfan]

Lots of public pooping videos on YouTube including one dame who takes a dump in the candy aisle at 7-11.

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Bummer.

 

[mummabear]

http://i.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/70644222/invercargills-pool-pooper-remains-at-large

Was a bit longer back than I thought but back in 2015 we had a serial pooper that made the news in NZ, thy were shutting down a local pool via code brown every Friday nigt