SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always
see right through them.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide
variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed, and it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRES - male, because they go bald and often are over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up so many
people.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
see right through them.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide
variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed, and it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRES - male, because they go bald and often are over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up so many
people.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it
gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
