What would your dating profile say?

[amberpi]

I'd love to see how ya'll'd describe yourself!

 

[rastahomie]

Loves sports, horror movies, World of Warcraft. Hates outdoorsy things like hiking, fishing, hunting, camping. Smokers (of tobacco) need not apply. I'll treat you like the queen you are, but I'm not the type of person to show off to Mama. What you see is what you get, lol.

 

[amberpi]

Loves sports, horror movies, World of Warcraft. Hates outdoorsy things like hiking, fishing, hunting, camping. Smokers (of tobacco) need not apply. I'll treat you like the queen you are, but I'm not the type of person to show off to Mama. What you see is what you get, lol.

That's actually a really good profile!

 

[scrhsa]

Hmmm, I just went through it in my head. I'd never get a date

 

[amberpi]

Hmmm, I just went through it in my head. I'd never get a date

Lol, sometimes I just like reading them, which is what sparked this question. You'd probably get a good number of responses with what you wrote!

 

[Domo]

Skellator in disguise... you'd never know!

 

[scrhsa]

Lol, sometimes I just like reading them, which is what sparked this question. You'd probably get a good number of responses with what you wrote!

Probably, but would the be from someone I'd want to date? Bahahahaha. FYI, it went something like this...Catholic, pudgy, middle-aged, slightly(well, maybe more than slightly) nerdy, crafter who loves critiquing movies and casting my own movies from books or recasting old movies . Oh, and I will psycho-analyze everyone and anything I can

I pretty much got nothin' God Bless you for being out there dating. Don't think I could do it at my age If something happened to my husband, I think I'm good!

 

[amberpi]

Skellator in disguise... you'd never know!

LOL! I would swipe so hard right if someone put that. Obviously they'd have a sense of humor.

 

[amberpi]

Probably, but would the be from someone I'd want to date? Bahahahaha. FYI, it went something like this...Catholic, pudgy, middle-aged, slightly(well, maybe more than slightly) nerdy, crafter who loves critiquing movies and casting my own movies from books or recasting old movies . Oh, and I will psycho-analyze everyone and anything I can

I pretty much got nothin' God Bless you for being out there dating. Don't think I could do it at my age If something happened to my husband, I think I'm good!

Lol!!!!

I'm taking a break right now for the most part, but I do love reading the profiles. Some of them you immediately know why they're single! Some of them you can't believe are single - like do they have a weird third nipple or something?

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Fat, old, broke pervert seeks hottie with a boat. Please send pics of the boat.

 

[Kitty 34]

Fat, old, broke pervert seeks hottie with a boat. Please send pics of the boat.

Gumbo, I have the boat but the DH would have to come with it!!!

 

[amberpi]

I didn't realize I needed a boat to get a man. This may be easier than I thought!

 

[dish rag]

Mid 50's. Extremely fit for any age, good looking, very stable, but very boring.

 

[amberpi]

Mid 50's. Extremely fit for any age, good looking, very stable, but very boring.

There are SO many boring people on dating apps, you'd have people beating down your door!

 

[amberpi]

Fwiw, here's mine:

Dwell woman in a hgtv world. The only selfie I've ever taken is included here. Sapiosexual
Grad degree
Writer
Foodie
Traveler
Professional
Liberal
Fun/funny
Omnivore
Non religious but open to all
Cerebral
Non smoker
Emotionally available
Bigots in all their forms are a huge deal breaker.

 

[momjeeps]

Fun to read. So I'll play along.

40 something unfit mother of four. And by unfit mother I mean, I don't get enough exercise. Loves Disney and Rock Crawling (if you don't know what that is you don't qualify). Seeks stable, male companion with his own Jeep! LOL

 

[SallySkelington]

I'm basically a Hobbit, so if you take me out to dinner at 6pm, you better be ready for supper at 8pm. Also bring snacks, preferably mickey shaped.

 

[low-key]

I have a very strong sartorial sense
https://www.disboards.com/threads/sartorial-sense.3625895/

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

The sharpest pencil in the box.
But only cause my eraser is missing and it's holder has been chewed to a razors edge.

Or
If this is still on your screen most likely your phone froze and as you guessed I am a nerd. So call me on a landline and let's get you up and running.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Fun to read. So I'll play along.

40 something unfit mother of four. And by unfit mother I mean, I don't get enough exercise. Loves Disney and Rock Crawling (if you don't know what that is you don't qualify). Seeks stable, male companion with his own Jeep! LOL

I know what rock crawling is .