You know you're in Florida in July when..........

[T.E. Yeary]

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk

Hope you enjoyed this one!
Tom

 

[kaw1106]

very nice!!!

 

[laceemouse]

Excellent! Dh and I were both raised in the deep south, and this time of year I have to say we do not miss it at all! (Ask me again in Janurary though!)

 

[RweTHEREyet]

when you have to change into dry clothes 2-3 times a day............

 

[JackDiznee]

When I keep getting pulled toward doorways like a magnet so any cool air coming out will briefly engulf me. (I would like say "so sorry" to all the people I've collided with over the years)

 

[manning]

You fry an egg on the hood of the car.

You've taken a bath three times and only been in the bathtub once. And the other two are with your clothes on standing in line at MK.

A floridian actually admits it is hot and humid.

 

[MJTinNH]

Good one Tom!

 

[boston1029]

Nice. This brings back those great "heat" memories for me!

 

[lllovell]

I always thought that drivers in Orlando were bad because of the "retirement" thing, etc...but now I am seeing its because their tires are melting to the asphalt

 

[Rob&Jan]

Very good!!!!

 

[jiggerj]

Thanks Tom that certainly made me !

 

[patsal]

 

[ColoradoBelle1]

 

[chimera]

My ex said his sunglasses melted during a golf game.