Sorry, missed that but if you plan on a repeat performance at the Andrew Zimmern Brunch on 10/20 I’ll be happy to offer a critique...
Haha. I don’t think Andrew Zimmern hates me enough to do to me what Robert Irvine did to me yesterday.
So my wife and I were sitting front and center for his event yesterday. The first (of many times) he picked on me started with him pointing at my wife and saying “You’ve seen me before, so you’ve heard me talk about this. Tell everybody what olive oil is made out of”.
My wife answered that she probably wasn’t paying attention, because she was probably just staring at him. Irvine replied “Oh, I thought it was your husband that was staring at me”.
Then he went on a little spiel about olive oil. Eventually, he grabbed two unmarked bottles of oil and headed out into the crowd. And of course, he came straight for me. He told me to open my mouth, and proceeded to squirt quite a bit of oil into my mouth. It was at least an ounce, and it was really gross lol. He then asked me to describe the taste. Other than it being gross, I didn’t know how to describe it.
So then he asked me to open my mouth again. He promised he wouldn’t give me as much this time. He squirted about half as much and asked me to describe it. Once again, I had no idea what to say. It was so gross drinking straight oil that I had a hard time picking out any discernible flavors. I told him he picked the wrong guy. He then asked what I did for a living and then made fun of it, lol.
This was just the beginning. Later on he started going on about salt, and all of its uses. He then started staring at me again, and demanded that I go up in front of everybody with him. He told me he was going to act out who discovered salt, and I had to guess the answer. He crouched down, and then started bouncing towards me making ape noises!
He asked me who discovered salt, and I answered “a monkey or an ape?” He then started making fun of me for calling him a monkey, and said that the correct answer was an ape. He then asked me to stand still again. Then he started rubbing his head on my shoulder and chest, demonstrating how the ape would cleanse itself on a rock.
Now comes the humiliating part. He asked me to do my best impression of an ape! I immediately said no. I’m an outgoing person, but dancing around like an ape just isn’t me lol!
But then Irvine and his assistant started riling up the crowd. A woman was shouting “We believe in you. You can do it!” So finally I did it.
Finally, he let me sit down. Even thinking about it now I get embarrassed, lol.