Cheesy pick up lines you used to flirt

[low-key]

I invented this one, and its great," I would love to get to know you, but I just dont know any cool lines to get to know a women" I call it the I have n line line

 

[Marchand63]

Are you a Red Sox or Yankees fan? Gently touching his arm. Gotta weed them quickly

 

[kimblebee]

I don’t have any lines..I was always the pickee, not the picker

 

[low-key]

Are you a Red Sox or Yankees fan? Gently touching his arm. Gotta weed them quickly

LOL

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Hey Baby. I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your apartment?

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Hey baby. If I say you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Hey baby. I've lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

 

[Mirielle]

I've never had to actually *say* anything. Just slightly lean forward and smile. Always worked.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Hey Baby. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

 

[kimblebee]

Hey Baby. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

I haven't been on the market for 26 years. But back when I was, I never used any lines.

 

[here757]

Nice shoes.. wanna f.. lol

 

[superme80]

"Hi.."

 

[Kitty 34]

"I think former Detroit pitcher Max Scherzer is one of the greatest pitchers out there, don't you?"

Oh wait, sorry I'm married. So not a pick up line just small talk at the BJ tables.

 

[BlueStarryHat]

I went to a prom in 1983 with a guy I had just met the week before as a favor to a friend. We step into an elevator alone, and he takes me by the upper arms and says, "I sure am one lucky dude to be with a beautiful chick like you." Then he leaned in to kiss me, but I don't kiss people I've just met and there were no sparks anyway. And I wasn't a beautiful chick, either.

 

[Domo]

Take an ice cube. Crush it. Say, "The ice is broken "

Alternatively: "Did you fall out of heaven, you clumsy oaf?"

 

[Marchand63]

Same way I paid my way through college bartending - low cut tight shirt & leaning in.

 

[goofyernmost]

I'd just like to say that for a fat girl, you don't sweat much!

Spoiler

It was just a joke, I never really said that. No hate letters please.

 

[Marchand63]

I'd just like to say that for a fat girl, you don't sweat much!

Spoiler

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Good for the spoiler otherwise I was organizing a feminist party with fire & pitchforks

On the other hand how big is your truck? F350- I’ll pass

 

[dotfurio]

Do women generally have lines? I think we're too cool for cheesy lines
I've always just flirted with body language.