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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
Mr. Hamilton, the biology instructor at a posh suburban
girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe,
would you please name the organ of the human body, which
under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its
normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Hamilton, I
don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure
you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down
red- faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Hamilton called on Miss Johnston and asked
the same question. Miss Johnston, with composure, replied,
"The pupil of the eye, in dim light." "Correct," said Mr.
Hamilton.
"And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you.
One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty
mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."
girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe,
would you please name the organ of the human body, which
under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its
normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Hamilton, I
don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure
you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down
red- faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Hamilton called on Miss Johnston and asked
the same question. Miss Johnston, with composure, replied,
"The pupil of the eye, in dim light." "Correct," said Mr.
Hamilton.
"And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you.
One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty
mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."