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[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[Wherem I Now]

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

 

[mm1971]

 

[declansdad]

 

[Wherem I Now]

Are you here to sing Pumpkin Carols?

 

[mm1971]

Are you here to sing Pumpkin Carols?

Absolutely! Not sure I know any Pumpkin Carols.

Dashing through the leaves

 

[mm1971]

Deck the werewolves

 

[mm1971]

screaming pumkins?

No, those don't work.

 

[Wherem I Now]

Aww, You didn't tell me you were gonna kill it!

 

[declansdad]

Humphrey the blue-nosed pumpkin had a very obvious nose.
And if you ever saw it, you might even say it shows.
All of the other pumpkins, used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Humphrey play in any pumpkin games. Then one foggy Halloween Eve, the Great Pumpkin did say,
"Humphrey, with your nose so blue, you'll make all the ghosts say BOO!"
Then all the pumpkins loved him, and they shouted out with glee,
Humphrey, the blue-nosed pumpkin, You'll go down in history!

 

[Wherem I Now]

Charlie Brown, if you got an invitation, it was a mistake. There were two lists, Charlie Brown: one to invite, and one not to invite. You must have been put on the wrong list.

 

[mm1971]

Charlie Brown, if you got an invitation, it was a mistake. There were two lists, Charlie Brown: one to invite, and one not to invite. You must have been put on the wrong list.

I actually saw the Great Pumpkin tonight. I swear I did. He brought chocolate and presents for everyone.

 

[declansdad]

We three ghosts of Halloween are
Scaring kids who wander too far.
Trick or treating, candy eating,
Watching for the Halloween Star.

Oh...oh...


Star of darkness, star of fright.
Star of every gruesome sight.
West winds howling, cat's a-yowling,
Let us play some tricks tonight!

 

[Wherem I Now]

You don't believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.

 

[wasnotafan]

I got a rock.

 

[declansdad]

Oh, you better not shriek, you better not groan,
You better not howl, you better not moan.
The Grim Reaper is coming to town! He's gonna find out from folks that he meets,
Who should have arsenic put in their treats.
Grim Reaper is coming to town!
He'll search in every graveyeard,
Haunted houses far and near,
To see if you should stay alive,
Or die right here in fear!
So, you better not shriek, you better not groan,
You better not howl, you better not moan.
The Grim Reaper is coming to town!