Well I had 99% happiness this morning, the parade running, and all my characters set up to collect for Alice (guessed right on some of the Alice characters, too) and guess what? Nothing.
The RNG hates me in this event. I'm not even thinking about the 80K. I'm just worried I'll have trouble getting Alice and the Queen. And there are the constant crashes my game is creating... again since this last event update. Thanks Interns. NOT. This event is turning me into someone who doesn't enjoy this game much anymore.