Ninja Mom
Attention People of Earth, I come in Peace...
- Joined
- Apr 2, 2012
We had a great time tonight. I saw Teena and Dee before they had to shout my name. We rode some rides, ate some food and had a some laughs. It was a great way to spend my last night at WDW. I'll write more thoughts when we get home, but for now I can say we've had a great week and tonight was a highlight.
I did not know any of my Dis friends before but thanks to this friendly thread I've made some great friends and had the opportunity to meet some of them in person. It has been great to develop such a great group of disney friends!
I can't wait to hear about your trip!
To find people via the "Ninja Mom Tarzan yell" you have to have the lungs for it. It's not for amateurs and those people using inhalers should take double the number of puffs before attempting the yell. Do not attempt the Tarzan yell if you feel faint. Do not consume alcohol while yelling; likewise, avoid red meat, shellfish, and vegetables as these can suddenly be expelled from your mouth as you yell. Yelling for Nannette is 3 times more likely to produce results. Yelling for a phone book or a room clock will not provide satisfactory results.
When yelling, bowel movements may become frequent-in fact, every ten minutes. If bowel movements become greater than four per hour, consult your doctor, or just anyone who will speak to you and pretend they are a doctor. Do not go near the pool when yelling. See the first sentence in this paragraph for an explanation.
If a fungus starts to grow between your eyebrows stop yelling and consult a psychic. Stop yelling if you feel that your teeth are receiving radio broadcasts. Yelling for people has been known to cause pantyhose to spontaneously run. If your pantyhose run while yelling for God's sake run after them and catch them!
Yelling for longer than an hour may cause joint pain, nausea, head-ache, or shortness of breath. You may also experience muscle aches, rapid heartbeat, and ringing in the ears. The people near you while you are yelling will feel worse.
You can get style points for yelling for people.
10 points if you fart "a little" while yelling.
15 points if your pantyhose or the pantyhose of a person in your vicinity runs.
25 points if a stranger starts to yell with you
50 points if a stranger with the same name as you are yelling comes over to see what all the fuss is about.
100 points if security is called but you can out run them
1000 points if the person you are randomly yelling for actually shows up in 3 yells or less
Dole Whip from new, hidden stand behind Tiki Room.
Do you mean the dole whips that are now at the Aloha Isle Stand? The Dole whips were moved from Sunshine Tree Terrace awhile back.
~NM