Try and convince him NOT to get the park hopper, and try it anyways. Tell him if it doesn't work he can always upgrade the ticket at guest relations.
Then also have him ask guest relations what he needs to get Fastpasses...
Well, those are great suggestions, but I have given up giving advice to him. I have a lovely brick wall in my backyard I can whack my head against if I want the same results.
Given our two conversations on the subject it is clear that my decades of Disney mania, family members employed there, and countless trips are worthless in the face of his single trip and EXPERT
travel agent. (When reading this, make sure you say expert really loudly in your head with an odd sneering tone to get the full effect.)
Now, I need to get back to imagining his family "hopping" down the fastpass lanes to the tune of The Time Warp. . .
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to, keep control
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when
The darkness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again!
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again!
Let's do the time warp again!