Sparx
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- Jan 2, 2005
Milla Jovovich doesn't either... hmm. glad they aren't having that game anymore! lolTheBellhop said:I think Ms. Amos was banned. She tells me she just doesn't remember her password.
Milla Jovovich doesn't either... hmm. glad they aren't having that game anymore! lolTheBellhop said:I think Ms. Amos was banned. She tells me she just doesn't remember her password.
She is YOUR teacher. You should be kneeling down for her.My Science teacher is 4'8" and I'm 5'5"......How can I convince her to wear platform shoes so I can hear what she's saying...?
You never really asked a question.I am paranoid and OCD...this is my second letter. You haven't answered my last one.
WHERE ARE YOU???
Oprah.You suck at being Dr. Phil is there anyone esle you know that can help me
Your Friend,
You don't have a rash. You are simply an alien spawn. All Alien children of this race looks like humans, until they go through their Alien puberty. A good thing about this is though, is that the normal life expectancy for this alien race, is 10 times longer than humans, so yeah. Be happy.I have this strange rash. It started out on my lower arm then spread to the rest of my body. It's purple and blue with this weird swirly pattern. No one seems to know what it is and now people are starting to avoid me. I've tried everything to get rid of it but nothing seems to work. How can I get people to come near me again and rid myself of this horrible rash?
(see previous question)Is it true that you and Oprah gave birth to an alien baby that howls at the moon?
MuNkY said:Oprah.
MuNkY said:You don't have a rash. You are simply an alien spawn. All Alien children of this race looks like humans, until they go through their Alien puberty. A good thing about this is though, is that the normal life expectancy for this alien race, is 10 times longer than humans, so yeah. Be happy.
Be happy.I am me, what should I do? ( laughs at demented question)
Go to the nearest steakhouse and order one of those 48 oz. steaks they all have. Eat it all. Do this every night until you get back to normal weight.Dear Dr. Phil,
i am anorexic. i weigh 50 lbs and am 13. what should i do? keep losing weight? please help me dr. phil!
sincerely,
anorexic girl who thinks dr phil is a fake but is so desprate to get answers she would ask anybody
I havn't had a girlfriend in a loooooooooooooooooong time, so don't feel too bad. Someone will come around.Dear Dr. Phil,
I don't have a boyfriend. I haven't had one since may. Its very sad, If you don't help me I may just go jump off the roof of the senior citizens home and traumatize all those old people
Sincerely,
so-desperate-she-has-to-ask-an-imatation-dr.phil
Go with the Alien parents. Their world is a lot better than ours. How do I know this? Well I was abducted by them. (How do you think my head got so shiney?) Everything there is free. There is no world hunger, and they have eliminated desease. There is no war either. Not as we know it at least. All conflicts are resolved through a game of rock paper scissors, a coin flip, and "enie mieni miny mo". And don't worry about the rash. When you reach the age of 20, you gain the ablility to change colors like a chamelion. You could change back to the way you looked before again. (although I would advise against that).AllyGirlie said:Dear "Dr. Phil,"
I recently found out that I am an "alien spawn" and I am totally confused. I went to my parents today and they said that they found me in the middle of a crop circle 18 years ago and that they are not my real parents. My world is coming to an end. To top it all off my true parents came to visit me in my room this afternoon and said that they will be back later to take me "home." I am very scared and I don't know what to expect. Should I stay at home in the world I thought I knew, or move on into a completely different world?
Sincerely,
Totally Confused Alien Girl
P.S. The rash has totally taken over and I really need to know if there is any way I can get rid of it..