Favorite movie quotes

[rickybobby]

My all time favorites are from Steve Martin’s The Jerk:

I look forward to the phonebook being delivered every single year so I can grab it and run in the house and yell “The new phone books are here! I’m somebody now!”

Also, the inevitable “That’s all I need. And this thermos. And this chair. And this”....this is where I fill in whatever else the person said they needed.
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As he is being shot at by the sniper, "This man hates cans!"

 

[MomofKatie]

I just thought of another favorite movie to quote- Monty Python & the Holy Grail. We use a lot from that one:

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Run away!!!!!

What's your name? What's your quest? What's your favorite color?

No singing, there will be no singing here!!

It's only a flesh wound.

But I'm not dead yet...

She's a witch! Burn her!
What makes you think she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt! Well, I got better...

Sorry, sorry- terribly sorry. I just get so carried away...

 

[MomofKatie]

As he is being shot at by the sniper, "This man hates cans!"

The Jerk! I like when the guy says, " Damn these glasses!" and Steve Martin says, "I damn you to hell."

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away away;
When danger reared its ugly head
he bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
and gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
he bid a very brave retreat
bravest of the brave Sir Robin.

 

[wgeo]

Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

 

[ncc1701]

I just thought of another favorite movie to quote- Monty Python & the Holy Grail. We use a lot from that one:

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Run away!!!!!

What's your name? What's your quest? What's your favorite color?

No singing, there will be no singing here!!

It's only a flesh wound.

But I'm not dead yet...

She's a witch! Burn her!
What makes you think she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt! Well, I got better...

Sorry, sorry- terribly sorry. I just get so carried away...

You aren't the only one
"We are the Knights that say Ni"
"A path a path !" & " You shall bring us a shrub"
not to mention Tim and the killer rabbit scene "Och it's just a wee bunny"

 

[mantysk8coach]

I just thought of another favorite movie to quote- Monty Python & the Holy Grail. We use a lot from that one:

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Run away!!!!!

What's your name? What's your quest? What's your favorite color?

No singing, there will be no singing here!!

It's only a flesh wound.

But I'm not dead yet...

She's a witch! Burn her!
What makes you think she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt! Well, I got better...

Sorry, sorry- terribly sorry. I just get so carried away...

Ohhhhh! So when Eric Idle says “it’s just a flesh wound” in National Lampoons European Vacation, it’s a nod to this movie? Learned something new today!

 

[lovesmurfs]

I would have sworn that quote came from A Bug's Life.

I think it's often quoted!

 

[kimmar067]

.....I have a student in my class whereas a day hardly goes by when I don't say to him "Check your vector, Victor."

 

[kimmar067]

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Oh lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits.... In thy mercy.


Montey Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Oh lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits.... In thy mercy.


Montey Python and the Holy Grail.

1, 2, 4

 

[Atlas722]

Jurassic Park:
Alan: "Hammond...after careful consideration I've decided...not to endorse your park."
Hammond: "So have I."

 

[Rylee]

My family (DH, 5 kids, myself) talk in movie quotes all the time. Made even funnier because my DH and 1 son are excellent at impressions and accents.

Smiling’s my favorite.
Elf

On Wednesday’s we wear pink.
Mean Girls

You’re killing me Smalls.
The Sandlot

You talkin’ to me?
Taxi Drive

You can’t sit with us!
Mean Girls

E.T. Phone home.
E.T

To infinity and beyond.
Toy Story

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.
Dead Poet Society

In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.
Pretty Woman

Even miracles take a little time.
Cinderella

Yo, Adrian.
Rocky

Just keep swimming.
Finding Nemo

I wanna wear sandals. I wanna go out to lunch.
Private Benjamin. (Because we live in one of the snowiest cities.)

Get busy living or get busy dying.
Shawshank Redemption

Lights. Lights would be good here.
Pretty Woman

You play ball like a girl!
The Sandlot

The list goes on and on to include all the classics... Star Wars, The Godfather, The Wizard of Oz, Gone With the Wind, Spinal Tap, Casablanca... etc.

 

[jimmalru80]

Jack Nicholson to Shirley MacLaine in "Terms of Endearment". "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes".

 

[Jnjtrio]

Our children thought we were crazy because every time we would enter a roundabout me or my husband would say "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

 

[GrimGrinningGhost85]

"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back

 

[Domo]

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again...

 

[MaryLovesPoohBear]

Our children thought we were crazy because every time we would enter a roundabout me or my husband would say "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

We've changed that quote to, "Oh, look Tower of Terror." We even sent a text to our son during our last trip to Disney, telling him that we had made it and were passing Tower of Terror.

 

[gemini2727]

"Wait til we get them silly ___ out by that rockpile. There'll be some fun, they'll wish their fathers had never met their mothers when they start diggin' in and slammin into them rocks, boy."
Ben Gardiner - Jaws

There are so many great ones in that movie, but the way the actor says these lines always cracks me up.