Thanks everyone for your help. I've booked a one night stay in a standard Pop room.
Here's the plan:
1. Figuring we can take the Magical Express to Pop around 11:30 pm-ish.
2. Collapse on queen sized beds in our hopefully recently redecorated room.
3. Mourn for the dearly departed H2O+ sea salt lotion bottles. Stinky swamp water makes me dry and itchy. Is it the sulfur?
4. Wake at 7ish, hose off the foul beasts (DD7 and DS9).
5. Have breakfast at the food court. Complain loudly about powdered eggs, cardboard coffee and slimy bacon for 4 costing $70. Eat all of the syrup.
6. Hoard some H2O+ sea salt mini soap bars (unless the Mouse decides the most eco friendly industry standard would be to replace all toiletries with a Boraxo dispenser).
Dang, I miss my elementary school......
7. Hand the suitcases over to bell services so they can move them (lose them?) for us.
8. Hopefully take the gondola to Epcot for the day.
9. Possibly drink overpriced cocktails until my head hurts.
10. Take the planes, trains and automobiles (monorail, transfer monorail, then boat) route to Boulder Ridge in the afternoon.
11. Retrieve not lost bags from bell services and change into not lost swim attire.
12. Go to the pool because it's 78 degrees out. I do not care that the Floridians are wearing mittens and puffy coats......
13. Eat dinner at Whispering Canyon Cafe. Throw napkins or something. Whatever that is.
14. Congratulate myself for being well on my way to having 30 park days on my AP tickets this year......