big_ol_lineman
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Jan 18, 2006
- Halloween
- Valentines
- New Years
- None of the above
Valentines Day.
St.Patricks Day
all those pointless ones that serve no purpose at all.
But you get thrown in jail for assault if you pinch someone who's not wearing green any other day of the year... And pinching someone is fun...
Valentines day is retarded. It's just a scheme cooked up by Hallmark (and the other greeting cards companies) and the candy companies. Halloween is sorta that way, but it's tastier (yum) and was made by the Pagans. Pagans are pretty cool.
Halloween has a point. Valentines day is just a way to make money.
But you get thrown in jail for assault if you pinch someone who's not wearing green any other day of the year... And pinching someone is fun...
Valentines day is retarded. It's just a scheme cooked up by Hallmark (and the other greeting cards companies) and the candy companies. Halloween is sorta that way, but it's tastier (yum) and was made by the Pagans. Pagans are pretty cool.
And New Years is the best listed, because you can gorge yourself and not get in trouble!