DISNEYSQUIRRELS
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2012
Haha! This made me laugh, don’t forget to begin that before you even left the house you had to feed all of the unicorns in your pasture & the little one, Rainbow, got loose!She's like Kristen Wiig's character on SNL...the one upper. Next time she does it, you one-up her in a crazy over the top way.
You: I got stuck in traffic for 20 minutes this morning.
Her: I was stuck for an hour!
You: Well I was stuck because a tractor trailer full of chickens hit a truck carrying chocolate syrup and overturned and there was chicken running all over the road covered in chocolate sauce, and the truck pinned a bus full or orphans under it so they needed me to help free all 30 orphans and the nun driving the bus from the wreck, but then the nun had a heart attack and luckily I was the ONLY one who knew CPR so I was able to revive her and save her life! Busy morning!