DisneyBishops
Fort Veteran
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- May 28, 2008
Retirement Planning.
If you purchased 1k of Nortel stock 1 yr ago, it would now be worth 49.00
If you purchased 1k of Enron you would now have 16.50
With Worldcom you would have less than 5.00 left
If you had purchased 1k of Delta Airlines you would have 49.00 left
But if you had purchased 1k of beer (cans only) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for aluminum recycling, you would have 214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It called the 401-Keg Plan
If you purchased 1k of Nortel stock 1 yr ago, it would now be worth 49.00
If you purchased 1k of Enron you would now have 16.50
With Worldcom you would have less than 5.00 left
If you had purchased 1k of Delta Airlines you would have 49.00 left
But if you had purchased 1k of beer (cans only) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for aluminum recycling, you would have 214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It called the 401-Keg Plan