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JFF..most unusual gift on your list...

My mildly mentally challenged uncle asked for .... get ready..... porno tapes!!:scared1::scared1::scared1:

He has the mentality of an 11 yo and used to live with my aunt. Her daughter and her husband stayed with them for months. The husband "shared" these kind of tapes with him and he didn't see one problem in asking for some for Christmas now that he's living with my family.

NOT gonna happen.... :lmao:

Wow, that would make for an awkward Christmas morning if Santa brought him porno tapes :lmao:
 
My mildly mentally challenged uncle asked for .... get ready..... porno tapes!!:scared1::scared1::scared1:

He has the mentality of an 11 yo and used to live with my aunt. Her daughter and her husband stayed with them for months. The husband "shared" these kind of tapes with him and he didn't see one problem in asking for some for Christmas now that he's living with my family.

NOT gonna happen.... :lmao:


That is so funny:rotfl2: I had to go tell my DH.....his response "Oh yeah, me too":rolleyes:
 
Let's see for my DD5 I am getting a stuffed Rhino in a can as well as an I "heart" rhinos t-shirt. And yes, the stuffed rhino in a can is just what it sounds like -- a stuffed animal rhino that comes in a can. Don't you just love the Internet? I've never known a 5 year old little girl to love rhinos and call them "cute", but she does. She even insisted when we were in AK on the safari that the rhinos looked at her and told her that they "loved her". That was cute.

For my bacon loving brother I have a bacon platter (ceramic, but looks like bacon, bacon lip balm and bacon soap. He's been getting harder and harder to buy for since I've been doing the bacon thing with him for about 3 years in a row now. But since he loves all things bacon, it's all good. My SIL even told me about bacon coffee. That might have to be purchased as well...
 
thinkgeek.com has some bacon things...you may already have been there though since they have the bacon soap.
 
Let's see for my DD5 I am getting a stuffed Rhino in a can as well as an I "heart" rhinos t-shirt. And yes, the stuffed rhino in a can is just what it sounds like -- a stuffed animal rhino that comes in a can. Don't you just love the Internet? I've never known a 5 year old little girl to love rhinos and call them "cute", but she does. She even insisted when we were in AK on the safari that the rhinos looked at her and told her that they "loved her". That was cute.

For my bacon loving brother I have a bacon platter (ceramic, but looks like bacon, bacon lip balm and bacon soap. He's been getting harder and harder to buy for since I've been doing the bacon thing with him for about 3 years in a row now. But since he loves all things bacon, it's all good. My SIL even told me about bacon coffee. That might have to be purchased as well...


My wife found some bacon flavored popcorn today at Kroger. One of her friends is also in love with bacon.
 
Last year my son wanted an X-Ray of a head. Lucky for me, I am an ER nurse and have the connections to make it happen.


Porno Tapes...I had a "mildly challenged" neighbor who asked me if i could read him his "Penthouse Letters" he got in mail :rotfl:
 
My DH finds it somewhat unusual that for Christmas, he will be giving me a teacup piggy! Scored one today at Radio Shack and one at Walgreen's- thanks to the Budget Board! Now DD can have one too :rotfl:
 
I just bought my father a cremation urn. But it isn't legal to use as a cremation urn in Minnesota - its just a beautiful container here.
 
I didn't think Bidets had seats - I don't recall seeing seats on the ones in Europe. I'd love instructions on how to use on properly. I sprayed water all over the bathroom when DH & I were in Venice.

Anyhow... I am getting DH a body fat scale. And if anyone has recommendations on brands I'd love to know.

Usually you stand over the bidet - some you face the wall, others' you face out. Also depends on what area you are trying to clean.

I think sitting is an American thing.
 
Not unusual to most but to me it is. DS (18) asked for a Pea Coat!! He has gone thru a major transformation (for the better) and has even changed his style of clothing!! I went out shoppng for one the moment he asked. :thumbsup2


My son (age 19) has asked for the same thing! He will be home from college tomorrow so we are going out on Wednesday to look for one.
 
For my bacon loving brother I have a bacon platter (ceramic, but looks like bacon, bacon lip balm and bacon soap. He's been getting harder and harder to buy for since I've been doing the bacon thing with him for about 3 years in a row now. But since he loves all things bacon, it's all good. My SIL even told me about bacon coffee. That might have to be purchased as well...

Hope you are getting him a couple of cans of Spam with Bacon to go with that platter!
 

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