I've just arrived at your thread to search for the unmagical grey stuff cupcake photo, as suggested.
I've started browsing your beautiful trip report in no particular order (partly because our internet connection saw it's best days in the 90's and partly because my vision saw it's best days in the 80's) and i realized:
Hey! I was there almost the same dates as you (June 8-13, second trip this year. Long story.)
And then:
Hey! We stayed at that resort too! How about that. We were neighbors! And we were also in the....grrrr Ranchos. Which my phone tried to auto correct to "raunchy."
When and if I get my TR from the big March Dysfunctional Family Fiasco trip done, I'll start on TR2 and we can compare notes.
And now I have to keep reading to find out about the ER visit. And I'm seriously hoping it doesn't have anything to do with Rocky, the rabid Ranchos Raccoon that ran rampant 'round our Resort. Not cool, Rocky. Not cool.