Make up a lie about yourself

[Disney Ella]

I like cruises, calculus and coconuts.

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

I'm sane

 

[PigletsPal2]

...only 12?

Well, I'm only native fluent in 12; I'm functional in 12 more.

Queen Colleen

 

[kimmar067]

Well, I'm only native fluent in 12; I'm functional in 12 more.

Queen Colleen

........ahhhhh..... that makes sense now.

 

[Wendy31]

I'm not worried about this year's flu epidemic at all. In fact, we're having a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese this weekend, & I'm not even bringing hand sanitizer.

 

[Domo]

My bedroom carpet is load bearing.

 

[AncientSoul]

I'm not a pig. The last half of the lasagna got knocked off the kitchen counter, when the dog was counter surfing. He ate it all before I could stop him.