My daughter is home from college and she wanted me to watch her favorite show with her. It's called "Our Flag Means Death" and it's a hilariously silly series about pirates. They all have funny names so we were trying to give each other pirate monikers. Thanks to this thread the word "swill" popped into my head as a serious contender. I'm thinking Young Swill or something like that for her. She decided to give me "Bunghole" as my pirate name, so I may need to reconsider "Young" and go with something less polite.
Anyway, just funny how this thread figured into goofy pirate names.