I didn't want to start a new topic, but I'm resurrecting this one in the hopes that someone will read my warning and avoid 'Ohana at all costs. We ate at 'Ohana in 2010 on a family vacation, and it was fantastic. The potatoes were crisp and well-seasoned. The bacon was crisp, thick, and flavorful. The Mickey waffles were crisp on the outside, and light and fluffy on the inside. The service was fantastic, the waiter interacted with my children, catered to our every need. The characters were great - goofed around, took pictures, signed, smiles, visited multiple times. All reasons we booked again for our trip last week. After our experience, we will never go again.
The picture thing didn't bother me, but didn't they use to put lei on you when taking your photo? Would have been nice to fit in with Stitch. Our hostess grabbed one plate of welcome bread for 7 people - I had to ask her to grab another. After being seated, we were given watered down juice (everyone agreed it just didn't taste right, but I guess watering it down makes it more healthy?). Our first platter of food came out quickly, but the eggs were extremely watery - like, dripping off the spoon watery. I asked for new eggs, and they brought a whole new platter of food out - this time with chunky eggs that were extremely overcooked, and mickey waffles who's faces were ripped off, probably left behind in the waffle iron. The potatoes were soggy and had no seasoning. The sausage was overcooked to the point it was crunchy. The ham was okay, but where did the bacon go? Cheap substitution, but higher price. It's a shame. There was one small cup of syrup to share between seven people at the table, and the second platter of food had no syrup on it. When I finally did flag down the waitress, I asked for more syrup and she said it'd be right out. 20 minutes later, I flag her down again, and ask again for the syrup, and she assures me the kitchen is backed up and it's on it's way out. I guess they tap their maple trees out back fresh. 5 minutes later, a server brings a platter of food to our table with - you guessed it - no syrup. At this point, I ask him, can I please just have some syrup, it's been almost 30 minutes since I've buttered this now-cold waffle. No point in replacing it, because the waffles that came out on the new platter were also cold. He brought syrup - finally, but at that point, I was just tapped out.
Character-wise, Lilo arrived right when we were sitting down, and you could tell the character really wanted to get it over with, and not have to come back later, because I asked the character to come back, because we were still sitting down, getting unpacked, loading the little one into the high chair, and Lilo just stood there awkwardly. Once we realized this, Lilo high fived by 7 and 11 year old, posed for a quick photo, and left - completely ignoring my 1 year old that was seated right next to the other kiddos. I'm glad he didn't know what was going on. I asked a waiter for Lilo to come back and at least acknowledge my third child so I could get a photo. The other interactions were good.
I wouldn't say the service was bad, but it was underwhelming. Unfortunately, I had the rare experience where the server clearly saw 6+ automatic tip and thought she didn't have to try real hard, which is a disservice to all the good servers in the parks and resorts. I plan on contacting customer service, or a manager, or something, as this horrific ordeal took upwards of 90 minutes, and we were already late to our fast passes at the park.
By no means am I a picky person - I'll eat anything you put in front of me, happily! But this was so incredibly un-Disney, un-magical, and subpar, I have to speak up. Never, ever, again.