Will was a lazy slug who portrayed himself as a kindhearted, loveable guy, but who was, IMHO, a bully. He picked the most isolated and emotionally vulnerable member, whom he thought NO ONE would defend (didn't count on Mike) and went after her full force. Horrible behavior. Despicable. He only halfway "apologized" when he saw that the public saw him as a bully. True colors, folks.
If Will was the parasite, Rodney was the marginally more worthy host. And my marginally, I mean perhaps .000001%. If Will was the dead fish......and he was....Rodney was the fish on his last obnoxious breath. How delusional was that fool? Was he truly THAT stupid? As a Texan who has been watching the nonstop flow of people flooding into Texas from both the US and other countries for at least 35 years now, I had to laugh every time he said, "Who even wants to LIVE in Texas?" I guess Rodney doesn't watch the news much. I get the feeling that he thinks wherever HE lives is the center of the universe. The ONLY person who made Rodney look good was Will.
Dan. Boy, I hated that blowhard. I told DH that I think Dan, Will and Rodney all look down on women but don't have a clue that they do. They would tell you the women in their lives are the best, but the truth is, men rule in their world. Dan thought he was smart and eloquent and instead, he was rude and condescending. He hated Mike and let it consume him.
If those three were on a deserted island, Will and Rodney would be too lazy to do anything but starve to death and Dan would live off their carcasses, telling the rescuers that his buddies begged him to cannibalize them, and live on to tell their amazing story of friendship to the world.