The 3 best movie quotes ever

[Owlpost23]

This movie has too many good lines to choose from:

Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!

Rollie! You take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!

There’s what’s right and there’s what’s right and never the twain shall meet.

Son,you've got a panty on your head. Do those ballons blow up into funny shapes? Only if you think round is funny.

 

[JenboJambo]

“All it takes is faith and trust”

 

[OHmomof2]

“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”-Shawshank Redemption

“I like smiling, smiling’s my favorite!”-Elf

“Nobody puts Baby in the corner!”-Dirty Dancing

 

[chickapin parterre]

Sometimes you gotta say "What the ***", Joel.... Porsche. There is no substitute.

Girl at Pancho's: I just noticed that a fancy pilot like Slick over there doesn't have his picture on your wall. What do you have to do to get your picture up there anyway?
- Pancho Barnes: You have to die, sweetie.”

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

 

[chickapin parterre]

mmmmm, Juciy fruit

 

[Mortlives]

"Victims: aren't we all?"
And from the same film "Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."

And a different film:"I am a leaf on the wind."

 

[Bella the Ball 360]

Ah vanity my favorite sin
Death and taxes
If I could work my will every idiot that goes around with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly though his heart. (yeah I know everyone knows this one but it's still good)

 

[Bella the Ball 360]

Ah vanity my favorite sin
Death and taxes
If I could work my will every idiot that goes around with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly though his heart.

 

[Tapdancenanna]

The cows can program it by now.

 

[MillauFr]

Special Order...
Special Order...
Special Order...
Special Order...

 

[PollyannaMom]

Found this while trying to look up where a quote came from -

https://www.afi.com/afis-100-years-100-movie-quotes/

 

[travelmomof3]

"Why is the carpet all wet Todd? I don't know Margot?!!!" - Christmas Vacation

"They will never take....our Freedom!" - Braveheart

"Help me, I'm poor" - Bridesmaids

 

[Starwarsfan2]

You're killing me Smalls!

 

[Yensid 1928]

Rum! Wheres the Rum.

We Don't need no stinking badges

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

 

[Mortlives]

Keep to the code.
They're more like guidelines than actual rules.
Take what you can, give nothing back.