LaLa
<font color=green>Hangs with the Mensas<br><font c
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2005
Well, well, well.
Look who decided to jump on in again.
Color me numb.
Not really though. Because I had a feeling.
And I, for one, am SO GLAD I decided to not check out the TR board this morning and didn't stumble upon this trip report that you're not writing. I could be happier to have not spent the morning taking a walk through your wires and not laughing at any of your dumb jokes.
For a change.
Speaking of which, the following all made me not spit water on my keyboard:
DED. To all of the above. And that feeling I mentioned earlier? It was because I figured there was no way you'd miss the chance to have an ongoing trip report situated smack dab in the middle of Election '08. Forget the pull of Disney and its tractor beam on your wallet. Nevermind the long awaited fulfillment of a touching childhood desire to stay at the Contemporary. Forget that it's college football season and there are sure to be Bama games that will require the occasional comment. And lament. I think you're really here (or are you even here at all?! Are any of us?!) solely for the opportunity to throw out some funny as all get out political quips.
Whatever those are.
The bathroom at the bottom of the stairs. Duh! How 'bout you try throwing out something a little harder next time?
No, actually right now I'm wondering WHY I'm still reading these things.
You sound like my husband. And for the record, YES. I really did need everything I bought this weekend.
If any of those are Lightning McQueen Crocs, so help me...
Haven't you heard?! Elvis isn't dead. He's been hanging out with the neighbors all this time. Eating their jelly donuts, making them fall in love with him (they can't help it) and answering to the name Pete. Or George. Depending on which set of neighbors you ask.
The deli? The Lil Debbie aisle? The Gold Bond Medicated Powder/bunion pad/wart remover section?
Oh, my bad. I thought that was "Wally World".
At any rate, I'm really happy to know that through God's blessings, you were finally able to fulfill that childhood desire of yours and experience staying at the Contemporary. Not to mention the chance to experience planning and dreaming of staying at the Contemporary. Because the planning and anticipation is almost as much fun as the actual stay, in my opinion.
I said almost.
You know ZZUB, of all the trip reports you've written and of all the first chapters you've cranked out, I think this one ranks right up there with the best. You're off to a great start, my friend, and I can't wait to hear all the non-typical, non chronological details of what I'm hoping turned out to be one of your best trips to date.
I'm not looking foward to coming along for the ride.
Look who decided to jump on in again.
Color me numb.
Not really though. Because I had a feeling.
And I, for one, am SO GLAD I decided to not check out the TR board this morning and didn't stumble upon this trip report that you're not writing. I could be happier to have not spent the morning taking a walk through your wires and not laughing at any of your dumb jokes.
For a change.
Speaking of which, the following all made me not spit water on my keyboard:
It’s as if Disney was AIG and I was the federal government.
Suffice it to say, I’ve been in love with Disney World for a long time. Longer than Barack Obama was voting “present” in the Illinois Legislature and longer than John McCain has in the Senate.
Which I found both rude and unhelpful. Like Keith Olberman.
I use “nice” because it means everything and it means nothing. It’s like Barack Obama. You can see in it what you want to see.
DED. To all of the above. And that feeling I mentioned earlier? It was because I figured there was no way you'd miss the chance to have an ongoing trip report situated smack dab in the middle of Election '08. Forget the pull of Disney and its tractor beam on your wallet. Nevermind the long awaited fulfillment of a touching childhood desire to stay at the Contemporary. Forget that it's college football season and there are sure to be Bama games that will require the occasional comment. And lament. I think you're really here (or are you even here at all?! Are any of us?!) solely for the opportunity to throw out some funny as all get out political quips.
Whatever those are.
I like to be there.
I have an inkling why that is, and if you’ve read along with me, you know why too.
The bathroom at the bottom of the stairs. Duh! How 'bout you try throwing out something a little harder next time?
Right now you’re wondering whether you’re still reading these things.
No, actually right now I'm wondering WHY I'm still reading these things.
At this point, it’s akin to buying something originally marked up 90%, now on clearance for 50% off, and thinking you got a bargain. When it was something you didn’t really need to begin with.
Or did you?
You sound like my husband. And for the record, YES. I really did need everything I bought this weekend.
It's the reason I have more shoes now than the average guy.
If any of those are Lightning McQueen Crocs, so help me...
So I’m never going to write legal treatises, but give me a few minutes and I’ll craft an argument to persuade Elvis he’s not really dead.
Haven't you heard?! Elvis isn't dead. He's been hanging out with the neighbors all this time. Eating their jelly donuts, making them fall in love with him (they can't help it) and answering to the name Pete. Or George. Depending on which set of neighbors you ask.
Ever since I first set foot in Walt’s World, I was enamored, especially enamored, of one place.
The deli? The Lil Debbie aisle? The Gold Bond Medicated Powder/bunion pad/wart remover section?
Oh, my bad. I thought that was "Wally World".
At any rate, I'm really happy to know that through God's blessings, you were finally able to fulfill that childhood desire of yours and experience staying at the Contemporary. Not to mention the chance to experience planning and dreaming of staying at the Contemporary. Because the planning and anticipation is almost as much fun as the actual stay, in my opinion.
I said almost.
You know ZZUB, of all the trip reports you've written and of all the first chapters you've cranked out, I think this one ranks right up there with the best. You're off to a great start, my friend, and I can't wait to hear all the non-typical, non chronological details of what I'm hoping turned out to be one of your best trips to date.
I'm not looking foward to coming along for the ride.