The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[LuvOrlando]

Not all Hawaiian Pizza is equal. It needs a real NJ pizza base with quality pineapple, ham and bacon. West Coast may have invented, East Coast perfected.

Anchovies can turn a Margherita Pizza with kickin' summer tomatoes into a masterpiece.

Deep Dish is some odd cousin of foccacia. Not pizza.

Sicilian pizza is this:
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The cheese goes under the sauce. May look like deep dish, it is not. Different sauce, different dough, different cheese, different spices and they're ALL better

False, all Hawaiian pizza is, in fact equal in that it is just wrong.
Anchovies are still not ok, they are the salty little bits of disappointment my grandma promised would be good

At least we can agree that deep dish is not pizza and that a Sicilian is yum

*As an aside, in PA they favor something called tomato pie, which is beloved but not quite pizza, it is just tomatoes and no cheese & this is ok because they do not try to call it pizza.

 

[JimMIA]

Olives are just wrong. Who in the world was so hungry that they went "hmmm, this rock hard thing growing on a tree must be good to eat. How can I make it edible? Oh, I know; I'll soak it in LYE!"

Same person must have found the durian fruit and went "hmm, it smells like death. Wonder if it tastes good?"

Your offensive olive-hate rants have been brought to our attention.

WE ARE WATCHING YOU. ​

You may not see us...but we are watching everything you post!

 

[JimMIA]

 

[toddinboston]

False, all Hawaiian pizza is, in fact equal in that it is just wrong.
Anchovies are still not ok, they are the salty little bits of disappointment my grandma promised would be good

At least we can agree that deep dish is not pizza and that a Sicilian is yum

*As an aside, in PA they favor something called tomato pie, which is beloved but not quite pizza, it is just tomatoes and no cheese & this is ok because they do not try to call it pizza.

Anchovy pizza is my fav...
Hawaiian pizza is 1A...

 

[Heather07438]

False, all Hawaiian pizza is, in fact equal in that it is just wrong.
Anchovies are still not ok, they are the salty little bits of disappointment my grandma promised would be good

At least we can agree that deep dish is not pizza and that a Sicilian is yum

*As an aside, in PA they favor something called tomato pie, which is beloved but not quite pizza, it is just tomatoes and no cheese & this is ok because they do not try to call it pizza.

I have only been recently turned on to the Tomato Pie and it's awesome! My son's Boy Scout Director throws a party every year west of Philly and this classic is always served. We're a bit jealous now in NJ.

 

[Monykalyn]

That episode was great. We loved Psyche and even rewatched it back in March.

It was so sad when Luke Perry died

It was horrible. I felt like I had to finally be a grownup now or something. For some reason his passion hit my mortality meter hard. And I wasn’t that big of a fan of 90210 but loved him in Riverdale.

I haven't watched Psyche, but I will add it to my list. I should finish Riverdale tonight.

Psych is worth rewatching multiple times- and we are days away from the 2nd movie!!

 

[Heather07438]

It was horrible. I felt like I had to finally be a grownup now or something. For some reason his passion hit my mortality meter hard. And I wasn’t that big of a fan of 90210 but loved him in Riverdale.

Psych is worth rewatching multiple times- and we are days away from the 2nd movie!!

THANK YOU! I had no idea. Just looked it up and it'll stream on Peacock thru NBC here. DH is ecstatic, lol.

Luke Perry felt so sad because everybody was just starting to love him as an adult and a good human. RIP

 

[kimmar067]

AGAIN, not a serious arguing thread....

...um....I know.

 

[kimmar067]

Your offensive olive-hate rants have been brought to our attention.

....who can argue with the fact that this looks like a FROG....

 

[Bianca and Bernard]

....who can argue with the fact that this looks like a FROG....

Which reminds me. I need to find a Mr Mouth game for the grandkids

 

[kimmar067]

Which reminds me. I need to find a Mr Mouth game for the grandkids

..........

 

[JimMIA]

....who can argue with the fact that this looks like a FROG....

Olives and frogs actually work together on issues of mutual concern ("It's not easy being green...") -- which is yet another factor for haters to consider.

Just sayin...

 

[kimmar067]

Olives and frogs actually work together on issues of mutual concern ("It's not easy being green...") -- which is yet another factor for haters to consider.

Just sayin...

...oh YEAH??? Well, how do you explain THIS?

....I'm starting a Movement: BOM.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

Private gated communities are anti-American.

 

[kimmar067]

Private gated communities are anti-American.

....only if it involves barbed wire.

 

[JimMIA]

...oh YEAH??? Well, how do you explain THIS?

....I'm starting a Movement: BOM.

That's silly. ALL olives (and frogs) matter.

 

[kimmar067]

That's silly. ALL olives (and frogs) matter.

....I think these guys would have to argue with that....

.....they consider themselves the "Star-Bellied Sneeches" of olives....and with good reason: they're already decked out for Christmas.

 

[Heather07438]

Remember LeapFrog?


Leap Frog likes olives.
But they have to be jalapeno stuffed green olives. He has exquisite taste

 

[kimmar067]

Remember LeapFrog?
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Leap Frog likes olives.
But they have to be jalapeno stuffed green olives. He has exquisite taste

...it goes without saying....

 

[JimMIA]

....I think these guys would have to argue with that....

.....they consider themselves the "Star-Bellied Sneeches" of olives....and with good reason: they're already decked out for Christmas.

Yeah, there is always a group like that.

But the reality is that all olives are individuals -- green/black, pimento/plain, with or without pits, doesn't matter. Each one is unique and deserves praise or rebuke for what IT is individually.