Montana Disney Fan
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- Joined
- Oct 2, 1999
Installment Hot Links (for those not interested in the witty banter between trip reports):
Chapters in Blue, Pictures in Red, Arcs in Green & Wife's Version in Orange
#1 - Intro & Meat Diet (below)
#2 - Duck Butter & Amish Cheese
#P - Picture Time #1 - Cypress Point
#3 - Drug Dogs & The Fry Daddy
#P - Picture Time #2 - Epcot & Fulton's Crab House
#P - Picture Time #3 - MK
#4 - Early Morning Cocktails & Nikki Sixx
#P - Picture Time #4 - Cpt Jacks & Epcot
A1 - Arc #1 Doubting Thomass
#P - Picture Time #5 - OKW
#5 - Mole People & The White Rabbit
#6 - Mickey Toilet Paper & Legionnaires Disease
#P - Picture Time #6 - AK
#7 - Virgin Duck Liver & Meal Sweat
#8 - Audible Grunts & the Crowd Clearing Device
#9 - Drunkfest Palooza & Ninja Posting
#10 - Serenity Now & the BBQ Chicken Fetus
A2 - Arc #2 Mod "Crack Down"
#W1 -LtP Version - WS
#11 - Furry Critters & the Neanderthal Fetish
#12 - People Creeps & Bug Carnage
#13 - Crustacean Platter & Loose Stool
#W2 -LtP Version - Premenstrual Ramblings
#14 - Fun with Bricks & Disneys New Alcohol Policy
#15 - Spilt Whiskey & Secret Carb Feast
#16 - Beautiful Dreams & Cast Member Bribes
#17 - Urgent Matters & Nutty Limericks
#18 - Pandelerium & Death Defying Spin-age
#W3 -LtP Version - Even More Premenstrual Ramblings
#19 - Bruised Achilles & Groin Shots
A3 - Arc #3 DIS Meet - Oct 2008
#19.1.a - SM Maintenance & Body Parts Disposal Crew
#W4 -Irrelevant Ramblings of a Madwoman.
A4 - Arc #4 Additional Mod "Crack Down"
#19.1.b - Hammering Zurgs & Duct Taped Lasers
#19.1.c - Lost Children & the Nancy Grace Inquisition
A4 - Arc #4 Intermission & Soundtrack, Part 1
A5 - Arc #5 blue river video, part 1
#19.1.d - Lack-O-Booze & Garlic Fumes
#19.1.e - Cranky Face & the Two-Pronged Approach
#19.1.f - Metal Head & ! Nazgul !
#19.1.g - Mermaid Chick & the Puke Cleaner
#W5 -More Bologna
#19.1.h - Bronze Heads & Gumby
A5 - Arc #6 Imminent Shutdown
I promise to have less than 20 segments to this trippy. I will not drag this out for months and months. You have my word.
Intro & Meat Diet
Cast (Its mandatory - DIS Trip Report 101)
Me - Buzz - Aka: The Man (or Beefcake if you prefer ladies) - 40 year old obsessive/compulsive with a knack for "planning". Secret Passion: Tomorrowland Transit Authority Unusual Item Packed: Fry Daddy
DW- Lin - Aka: Linnie The Pooh (or LtP, Pooh or Pooh-head if you like) - 39 year old clueless woman who's lucky she found me for direction and guidance. Secret Passion: David Cassidy Unusual Item Packed: "Rubby"
DS - Trey - Aka: Moan Boy - 8 year old, mildly handicapped & hyperactive. Secret Passion: Voyage of the Little Mermaid Unusual Item Packed: Schwans Food Catalog
DD - LeeAndra - Aka: Loud Girl - 5 year old, obnoxiously loud, and demanding like a teenager (sometimes we call her DeeMandra). Secret Passion: Mickey Head Mac & Cheese Unusual Item Packed: Soccer Cleats
Support Crew
blue_river Heidi Canuck blue will be providing me with technical support. Since Im a man and not supposed to know the inner-workings of posting links and so forth I will be provided support by this very knowledgeable Canadian.
Stitch This extraterrestrial maniac has decided to go back to WDW after the wonderful time he had with blues family.
Skippy Stitch has decided to take along a drinking buddy. Hope theyre not a bad influence on me.
Boring Trip Facts (again, mandatory):
-12 Night Annual Adventure to Walt Disney World (Oct 7-19). Our longest trip ever!
-United Airlines - used Frequent Flyer Miles for Tickets - Were all the way back in steerage.
-5 nights Off-Site - Cypress Point (2-bdroom) - Probably a shack like the rest of the NON-Disney resorts.
-7 nights at OKW (2-bdroom) DVC Points - Yes! Our favorite WDW spot. Always fun to heckle golfers from the safety of my 3rd floor balcony.
-National Rental Car - Loud Girl Picks the car. Hopefully not the two-door Oldsmo-Buick again.
-Began Planning for trip on Nov 7th, 2006 - I seriously need help. No really... call someone!
More Nonsense:
-Will be reporting "LIVE" from WDW Oct 7-19
-LtP will be "chiming" in
-LtP & I will have two nights out alone w/o kids! Hopefully we wont lose the car this year.
-Been dieting since 4th of July. Gained 4 pounds. My most successful diet yet!
-Clipped toenails this morning. Got in trouble for leaving the clippings on the kitchen counter.
Ok, now that Ive got all the boilerplate out of the way, I can tell you whats going on. Absolutely nothing. Sorry.
Its the same as every October for us. Yank the kids out of school for two weeks, travel across the country by cattle truck (some call them airplanes) and madly throw money around like weve actually got some. Its basically a wash, rinse and repeat of last year. Those whove read my previous reports wont find much new in this one. If you decide to skip it this year, Ill understand.
Like typical Americans, were more a swarm of locust than a family on vacation. Vast wastelands are left in our paths as we consume our way around the World. Ive often felt a little guilty about our indulgences ok, not really. But I should!
Were really a boring lot no different than anyone else. We enjoy prancing around the Epcot Fountain, chasing squirrels, and drinking vast quantities of delicious imported lager. Ok, this is what I like to do. The rest of the clan usually just follows my lead.
I wont drag out this first installment but I have to mention one more item before closing. Ive been dieting. Ok, ok. Weve been dieting. Pooh & I. Its my own unique combination of the Atkins, Low-Carb, & Protein Power diets. I call it the Meat Diet.
Basically I walk around all day gobbling down any type of former animal I can get my hands on.
The only problem with these types of diets is thinking you know what does or does not have carbohydrates. I use the KISS method (not Gene Simmons, but Keep It Simple Stupid) for determining carb counts. When all you eat is meat theres no need to count.
This morning for breakfast I was walking around the office delicately nibbling on a leftover T-Bone. When theyre cold, you dont even need a knife or fork but can eat it like piece of chicken. Real handy.
I dont like the feel of meat in my hands though so I wear a yellow dishwashing glove. I also enjoy chomping & smacking my morning steak (yes, I slurp my coffee also) while talking to the ladies in accounting. When finished, I pick my teeth with a paperclip.
Anyway, I HAVE lost weight. Since the 4th of July, Ive lost about 20 pounds and feel a lot better. Hopefully, I will be able to continue my self-restraint through vacation. Any bets?
Thats me on the right.
Stitch & Skippy after a hard night of partying.
oh and one more thing. This guy ---> <--- rules!!!! and is definitely NOT banned on this trippie (Mel )
Next Up: Vacation Cancelled due to Moldy Pancake Batter
Chapters in Blue, Pictures in Red, Arcs in Green & Wife's Version in Orange
#1 - Intro & Meat Diet (below)
#2 - Duck Butter & Amish Cheese
#P - Picture Time #1 - Cypress Point
#3 - Drug Dogs & The Fry Daddy
#P - Picture Time #2 - Epcot & Fulton's Crab House
#P - Picture Time #3 - MK
#4 - Early Morning Cocktails & Nikki Sixx
#P - Picture Time #4 - Cpt Jacks & Epcot
A1 - Arc #1 Doubting Thomass
#P - Picture Time #5 - OKW
#5 - Mole People & The White Rabbit
#6 - Mickey Toilet Paper & Legionnaires Disease
#P - Picture Time #6 - AK
#7 - Virgin Duck Liver & Meal Sweat
#8 - Audible Grunts & the Crowd Clearing Device
#9 - Drunkfest Palooza & Ninja Posting
#10 - Serenity Now & the BBQ Chicken Fetus
A2 - Arc #2 Mod "Crack Down"
#W1 -LtP Version - WS
#11 - Furry Critters & the Neanderthal Fetish
#12 - People Creeps & Bug Carnage
#13 - Crustacean Platter & Loose Stool
#W2 -LtP Version - Premenstrual Ramblings
#14 - Fun with Bricks & Disneys New Alcohol Policy
#15 - Spilt Whiskey & Secret Carb Feast
#16 - Beautiful Dreams & Cast Member Bribes
#17 - Urgent Matters & Nutty Limericks
#18 - Pandelerium & Death Defying Spin-age
#W3 -LtP Version - Even More Premenstrual Ramblings
#19 - Bruised Achilles & Groin Shots
A3 - Arc #3 DIS Meet - Oct 2008
#19.1.a - SM Maintenance & Body Parts Disposal Crew
#W4 -Irrelevant Ramblings of a Madwoman.
A4 - Arc #4 Additional Mod "Crack Down"
#19.1.b - Hammering Zurgs & Duct Taped Lasers
#19.1.c - Lost Children & the Nancy Grace Inquisition
A4 - Arc #4 Intermission & Soundtrack, Part 1
A5 - Arc #5 blue river video, part 1
#19.1.d - Lack-O-Booze & Garlic Fumes
#19.1.e - Cranky Face & the Two-Pronged Approach
#19.1.f - Metal Head & ! Nazgul !
#19.1.g - Mermaid Chick & the Puke Cleaner
#W5 -More Bologna
#19.1.h - Bronze Heads & Gumby
A5 - Arc #6 Imminent Shutdown
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I promise to have less than 20 segments to this trippy. I will not drag this out for months and months. You have my word.
Intro & Meat Diet
Cast (Its mandatory - DIS Trip Report 101)
Me - Buzz - Aka: The Man (or Beefcake if you prefer ladies) - 40 year old obsessive/compulsive with a knack for "planning". Secret Passion: Tomorrowland Transit Authority Unusual Item Packed: Fry Daddy
DW- Lin - Aka: Linnie The Pooh (or LtP, Pooh or Pooh-head if you like) - 39 year old clueless woman who's lucky she found me for direction and guidance. Secret Passion: David Cassidy Unusual Item Packed: "Rubby"
DS - Trey - Aka: Moan Boy - 8 year old, mildly handicapped & hyperactive. Secret Passion: Voyage of the Little Mermaid Unusual Item Packed: Schwans Food Catalog
DD - LeeAndra - Aka: Loud Girl - 5 year old, obnoxiously loud, and demanding like a teenager (sometimes we call her DeeMandra). Secret Passion: Mickey Head Mac & Cheese Unusual Item Packed: Soccer Cleats
Support Crew
blue_river Heidi Canuck blue will be providing me with technical support. Since Im a man and not supposed to know the inner-workings of posting links and so forth I will be provided support by this very knowledgeable Canadian.
Stitch This extraterrestrial maniac has decided to go back to WDW after the wonderful time he had with blues family.
Skippy Stitch has decided to take along a drinking buddy. Hope theyre not a bad influence on me.
Boring Trip Facts (again, mandatory):
-12 Night Annual Adventure to Walt Disney World (Oct 7-19). Our longest trip ever!
-United Airlines - used Frequent Flyer Miles for Tickets - Were all the way back in steerage.
-5 nights Off-Site - Cypress Point (2-bdroom) - Probably a shack like the rest of the NON-Disney resorts.
-7 nights at OKW (2-bdroom) DVC Points - Yes! Our favorite WDW spot. Always fun to heckle golfers from the safety of my 3rd floor balcony.
-National Rental Car - Loud Girl Picks the car. Hopefully not the two-door Oldsmo-Buick again.
-Began Planning for trip on Nov 7th, 2006 - I seriously need help. No really... call someone!
More Nonsense:
-Will be reporting "LIVE" from WDW Oct 7-19
-LtP will be "chiming" in
-LtP & I will have two nights out alone w/o kids! Hopefully we wont lose the car this year.
-Been dieting since 4th of July. Gained 4 pounds. My most successful diet yet!
-Clipped toenails this morning. Got in trouble for leaving the clippings on the kitchen counter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, now that Ive got all the boilerplate out of the way, I can tell you whats going on. Absolutely nothing. Sorry.
Its the same as every October for us. Yank the kids out of school for two weeks, travel across the country by cattle truck (some call them airplanes) and madly throw money around like weve actually got some. Its basically a wash, rinse and repeat of last year. Those whove read my previous reports wont find much new in this one. If you decide to skip it this year, Ill understand.
Like typical Americans, were more a swarm of locust than a family on vacation. Vast wastelands are left in our paths as we consume our way around the World. Ive often felt a little guilty about our indulgences ok, not really. But I should!
Were really a boring lot no different than anyone else. We enjoy prancing around the Epcot Fountain, chasing squirrels, and drinking vast quantities of delicious imported lager. Ok, this is what I like to do. The rest of the clan usually just follows my lead.
I wont drag out this first installment but I have to mention one more item before closing. Ive been dieting. Ok, ok. Weve been dieting. Pooh & I. Its my own unique combination of the Atkins, Low-Carb, & Protein Power diets. I call it the Meat Diet.
Basically I walk around all day gobbling down any type of former animal I can get my hands on.
The only problem with these types of diets is thinking you know what does or does not have carbohydrates. I use the KISS method (not Gene Simmons, but Keep It Simple Stupid) for determining carb counts. When all you eat is meat theres no need to count.
This morning for breakfast I was walking around the office delicately nibbling on a leftover T-Bone. When theyre cold, you dont even need a knife or fork but can eat it like piece of chicken. Real handy.
I dont like the feel of meat in my hands though so I wear a yellow dishwashing glove. I also enjoy chomping & smacking my morning steak (yes, I slurp my coffee also) while talking to the ladies in accounting. When finished, I pick my teeth with a paperclip.
Anyway, I HAVE lost weight. Since the 4th of July, Ive lost about 20 pounds and feel a lot better. Hopefully, I will be able to continue my self-restraint through vacation. Any bets?
Thats me on the right.
Stitch & Skippy after a hard night of partying.
oh and one more thing. This guy ---> <--- rules!!!! and is definitely NOT banned on this trippie (Mel )
Next Up: Vacation Cancelled due to Moldy Pancake Batter