What is the funniest gift you have ever received?

[reecejackox]

A top with the words big dipper on it (my nickname)

 

[chickapin parterre]

Lancelot Link , secret Chimp coloring book.....my christmas request was on the front page of the high school newspaper....and the photo was the family fridge for awhile.

 

[Chickenlady]

A dear friend sent me a locally produced hotdog (my favorite) from home to school a thousand miles away....in the heat of summer. Hysterically gross (especially to the UPS guy) but heart warming all the same.

 

[neverlandsky]

Glass insulation top for telephone poles.

 

[scrhsa]

Ok, I found this hysterical but nobody else has. I just have one of those sense of humors. I went through a phase of waking up early, like 3 or 4 am early. On Mothers day my dd put a printed out picture of Norman Bates wishing me a Happy Mothers Day and left it on the seat I usually take in the morning. Seeing that face and hearing his voice while reading it, in the dark, cracked me up. She really gets my sense of humor!!

 

[NotUrsula]

A 3 inch tall marble grandfather clock. The person who gave it to told me it had been chosen because "I thought it was unique -- kind of like you."

 

[bcla]

My cousin knows I'm an Oakland A's fan and literally bought me 6 Oakland A's caps for Christmas. They were all Nike, so I think they probably came cheap from a Nike Outlet Store, but it was still a hilarious gift.

 

[BlueStarryHat]

I once received a wooden moose candy dispenser that crapped chocolate-covered raisins when you lifted the tail.

 

[gshanny]

A Poo-Pourri set. It had a regular size, medium size, and a travel size. The fun part was it was in a toilet shaped box. the lid lifted up like a toilet seat.
I of course have it at work and when someone gives me chocolate I put them in there!
I have a daughter that also gets my sense of humor!

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

Had a boss who gave everyone in the department Christmas money cards with nothing in them.

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Toss up between batteries and coat. hangers