What's the weirdest thing you've heard someone say while sleeping?

[im4pacers1]

my DH in his sleep

DH:What’s my mission?
Me: What???
DH: Get the men out of there!!
Me: Babe!!

He woke up and we both laughed.

 

[Skellingtonj]

My daughter is nonverbal so she signs in her sleep.

Winner. This is just the sweetest thing

Apparently I’m a chatterbox. My husband tells me that I talk all the time. I of course deny it.

 

[Soldier's*Sweeties]

My husband talks in his sleep, sometimes you can even have a conversation with him.

My favorites though were, "Why can't the cat wear pants?" and "I gotta a dollar! I gotta dollar! I gotta dollar hey hey hey hey!" (yes the little jingle from Little Rascals).

 

[lorijohnhill]

My daughter and I both talk in our sleep. My ex-husband once told me that she and I had a full (nonsensical) conversation while we were both asleep.

 

[Chirple]

A former co-worker was on the phone with a client and fell asleep (said it was because the client was droning on). I sat across from him and saw his head roll back. All of a sudden he said "What would Dan Rather say". I think I threw something at him to wake him up. We still joke about it today.

 

[Scifidiner]

An old girlfriend fell asleep and started mumbling, I asked her "whatcha doin"? She replied "mailin' letters".