LOL Gail...I get those same ones. They say add inches and I'm like to what I don't have anything. The funny thing is my email address starts with unicornprincess...do you really think a guy would have an email address like that?
Unfortunatly, I get much more than just viagra and weight loss emails. I get actual naked people! I HATE it!!! And they'll trick me too. I'll get an email with the subject line saying, "Remember me?" and I'll be like, "I wonder who that is?" and I'll open it up and it's all nakedness.
If you use hotmail, the best thing to do is to set your junk mail filter to EXCLUSIVE. This means only people in your address book will get through to your inbox and everything else goes directly to the junkmail. I still have to go through it every day to make sure something I wanted isn't in the junk mail, but at least they aren't in my inbox anymore. I get about 200 every day. That includes the porn, work at home, drugs, weight loss, etc.