our secret green club? Part 5a

[rer1972]

Too late sistuh!

See!!! I wasn't the only one who thought that.

 

[Va-bear]

Is it me, or was that meant to be smutty?

 

[Va-bear]

Most rooms don't have them. I thought that might be a draw. Don't stress out poor dh. We want him happy. By the way...how was "spending time" with him last night?

....but we never did look at the Disney site...tonight maybe!

 

[Va-bear]

we always would take at least one afternoon to hop over to POFQ to use the serpent pool. It was an extra treat for the kids(I was gonna say girls...but I learned from last time )

Good catch!

 

[Va-bear]

oh...poor kid.... I wonder where they get this stuff. It breaks your heart when they start worrying about things like that. It's so hard to explain some stuff..

...it really does break youer heart....and I know nothing about black holes, so i had little to reassure him with..."yes, son, they are millions of light years away, no need to worry?" (better go google that!)

 

[Va-bear]

That is too funny. Thats like when a driver stops he or she automatically puts out an arm to protect the passenger...

my mom does that, even though I would wear a seatbelt and she wouldnt!!!

 

[Va-bear]

Very good excellent point!! That dragon slide will knock the socks off of your ds4 VA... And there are lots of stairs for your dh to hold his hand as he walks up them..

 

[crossfamily]

and me!!!!

Mary

Just got back from parent teacher conferences with Nick.. He is doing so much better. I got done and had to stop back in the office to sign out (we have lock down on all our doors at school and you have to be buzzed in to get in the school) and of course the principal was there and she had to talk to me about Anthony.. It was for once a great talk. That is unusual for him... Today was an all around good day for us at school!! Anthony has a half a day today so dh is taking the boys to the rink to skate and I guess Em and I will go shopping. I have a baby shower on the 28th and my nephew's bday is Friday... I have a hard time buying stuff that is on a baby registry especially with the first time parents.. My cousin is asking for a potty seat. Ok the kid isn't even born yet and by the time he needs it they will have like 5 new kinds by then. Oh well I will buy what I want... I like to get practical things like diapers and wipes... Stuff they will actually use..

 

[crossfamily]

Morning PEEP LEADER

 

[crossfamily]

Morning to all the other PEEPS as well!!!

RER

 

[crossfamily]

A blonde dies and goes to heaven. She is met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. "I see that you were a blonde on earth," said St. Pete. "We don't allow too many blondes into heaven. In order to get in, you'll have to answer three questions."

"Ooohhhh," replied the blonde. "I was never very good at answering questions."

"Well, then, I'll give you the three questions and you can spend some time in Purgatory thinking about them. When you're ready, send word to me and I'll let you come up and try to answer them. First, how many days of the week have a t in them? Second, how many seconds are there in a year? Third, how many d's are there In Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer?"

The blonde heads off for Purgatory and is gone for several months. Finally she reappears at the pearly gates and tells St. Peter that she's ready to try to answer the questions.

"Okay," says the gate keeper, "how many days of the week have t in them."
"Two," said the blonde. "Today and tomorrow!"
"Aarrgh!" said St. Peter, shaking his head. "That's right - sort of. Now, how many seconds in a year?"
"Twelve."
"Twleve? How do you get twelve?"
"January 2nd, February 2nd..." "Uurghh! Well, how about this last one...how many d's in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer?" asked St. Peter
"Two-hundred forty-one," replied the blonde.
"Two hundred forty-one? How did you ever come up with two hundred forty-one?"
"De-de, de-de-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de-de-deee," she hummed.

Add me to that blonde list I answered the same way!!

 

[crossfamily]

Here's one for both sides...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now some what agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his coworkers and friends. All to no avail.

After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

 

[katlas&kids]

maybe I should invest in Orville Reddenbacker...

"Jiffy-pop, Jiffy-pop
the magic treat
as much fun to make
as it is to eat"

 

[katlas&kids]

me, too..... but hey, we have to try right? (at least let Kathy and Teresa THINK they have competition!)

Think nothing!! I get overloaded at work and there are pages & pages to catch up on. YOu guys are psoting machines again!! Sheesh!!

At least I don't have to think up any topics to keep ahead! Your turn T!

 

[katlas&kids]

Smart thinking Kathy!!

Thanks! 1 good reason to have kids far apart, tought that was never in my original planning!

 

[rer1972]

Add me to that blonde list I answered the same way!!

At least you'll get into heaven. Right?

 

[rer1972]

"Jiffy-pop, Jiffy-pop
the magic treat
as much fun to make
as it is to eat"

Wow, that ad was like a long time ago right?

 

[katlas&kids]

Sounds a lot like what we are expecting in the next few days....hard to complain after weeks of 70 weather in January!!! (Guess we HAVe said enough Kathy!)

I know. Chilly here today, but still not as bad as it could be. The sun is out. They say rain/snow tomorrow, but with it ending up being 45 as a high, I doubt that will happen here!

 

[katlas&kids]

Ok, so how do you do your ? Microwave, AirPop?

I've got a Stir Crazy popcorn popper. I just love it.

Microwave & Kettle corn please!!

 

[katlas&kids]

Our high of 40F tomorrow is supposed to be at 7AM. Tomorrow afternoon, its only supposed to be about 38. They are talking maybe some flurries for tomorrow night. I hope and pray that won't happen. Baton Rouge driver's are bad enough without the white stuff. I can't imagine how bad it would be if it did actually snow here. If it does, I will definately take pictures and share with ya'll.

That would be special!! But just in case it don't happen, here's a shot for you!

We did have about 5 snowflakes in Ft. Walton Beach once when we lived there. It was really a shock for all. Esp. me cause i had come there form Colorado Springs!