lovealldisney
Lover of all things Disney!
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2006
While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts!. -Marv
And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! -Kathy
silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.
At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends. -Fauntleroy
But it turned out that the arresting cop was actually an overzealous Streetmosphere performer. So when Rosie turned herself in at the stationhouse for her incarceration, the real police had no idea what she was talking about. -Glenn
Rosie then realized that the officer standing in front of her was really the "Hot Italian" she was looking for. She made several advances to no avail. Rosie was then put in a jail cell shortly after she asked the officer if she could pole dance for him. The officer made sure to put her in a cell where there was no pole in sight. Several hours later, Rosie was released if she promised to not offer anyone a pole dance. She agreed, but realized after that she still could pole dance. She just couldn't OFFER it to anyone.
After her troubling ordeal, and finally being released from the "big house," Rosie realized she was very hungry. She went to her favorite counter service restaurant in Hollywood Studios. Fairfax Faire. She had a wonderful meal, but forgot what she had, because she couldn't "get the () cover off the () chocolate cake!" No matter how hard she tried, Rosie was being defeated by a ten cent piece of plastic. Rosie tried everything to get the container open. She tried twisting, crunching, pulling, pushing, and thought about stomping on it. A seven year old girl sitting near by, asked if she could help. Rosie was doubtful that the girl would be able to open it up, but conceded. One and a half seconds later, Rosie was enjoying her chocolate cake. -Underdog
After the ordeal with the chocolate cake, she really needed a break and decided that she would want a break back at her hotel. But somehow she ended up walking the wrong direction from Fairfax Fare and arrived at a hotel. Confused that the was already there without having to take the bus, but relieved that some rest was in sight, she joined in with the crowd entering. She was shocked how much Pop Century had gone down since her last stay there, no bright colors, faded plants, etc... -Flossbolna
Confused she continued to follow the crowd from one faded, dusty, cobwebed room to the next. She ended up at a large set of elevator doors. When the doors opened and she looked inside she asked elevator attendant " What kind of elevator is this I thought you stand in an elevator not sit down inside?" Then she thought to herself " I feel as if I'm in the Twighlight Zone"...lovealldisney
And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! -Kathy
silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.
At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends. -Fauntleroy
But it turned out that the arresting cop was actually an overzealous Streetmosphere performer. So when Rosie turned herself in at the stationhouse for her incarceration, the real police had no idea what she was talking about. -Glenn
Rosie then realized that the officer standing in front of her was really the "Hot Italian" she was looking for. She made several advances to no avail. Rosie was then put in a jail cell shortly after she asked the officer if she could pole dance for him. The officer made sure to put her in a cell where there was no pole in sight. Several hours later, Rosie was released if she promised to not offer anyone a pole dance. She agreed, but realized after that she still could pole dance. She just couldn't OFFER it to anyone.
After her troubling ordeal, and finally being released from the "big house," Rosie realized she was very hungry. She went to her favorite counter service restaurant in Hollywood Studios. Fairfax Faire. She had a wonderful meal, but forgot what she had, because she couldn't "get the () cover off the () chocolate cake!" No matter how hard she tried, Rosie was being defeated by a ten cent piece of plastic. Rosie tried everything to get the container open. She tried twisting, crunching, pulling, pushing, and thought about stomping on it. A seven year old girl sitting near by, asked if she could help. Rosie was doubtful that the girl would be able to open it up, but conceded. One and a half seconds later, Rosie was enjoying her chocolate cake. -Underdog
After the ordeal with the chocolate cake, she really needed a break and decided that she would want a break back at her hotel. But somehow she ended up walking the wrong direction from Fairfax Fare and arrived at a hotel. Confused that the was already there without having to take the bus, but relieved that some rest was in sight, she joined in with the crowd entering. She was shocked how much Pop Century had gone down since her last stay there, no bright colors, faded plants, etc... -Flossbolna
Confused she continued to follow the crowd from one faded, dusty, cobwebed room to the next. She ended up at a large set of elevator doors. When the doors opened and she looked inside she asked elevator attendant " What kind of elevator is this I thought you stand in an elevator not sit down inside?" Then she thought to herself " I feel as if I'm in the Twighlight Zone"...lovealldisney
Now visibly shaken, and feeling none too spunky, she knew she needed to get back to her room and lay down before she passed out in the street! 
Staggering down the street to her right, she failed to find a cab to expedite her quick escape to freedom and recovery. Then she noticed in the distance a limo. Thinking how she deserved to be coddled and spoiled a little after her narrow escape from death, she hurried to catch a ride! She was a little concerned about the group hanging around the limo. They looked too much like 
, and Rosie's past was already riddled with bad experiences pole dancing backstage after concerts. 
But hey, she was desperate and they were kinda cute...... 
Just a little more info for everyone who joins us here. It is never too late to jump right in on the fun, and you aren't limited to only one post a day if you are privy to some "inside" info related to Rosie's daily activities. 
Since this will be the first FULL day for Rosie on Escort duty, I expect she will be able to get so much more done today.......
The last thing she remembered was being in a strange land of munchkins and witches and a really cute scarecrow, and wishing so much she could go home. She hadn't slept all that well as she awoke to nightmares of riding some out of control elevator and high speed limo. 
But this time she slept better as her dreams turned to sharing some pastries with a hot Italian! 
She was disappointed when the alarm clock woke her just as he was offering to do the "cinnamon roll" with her, but just thinking about it helped her feel more refreshed.....well, along with her shower! 
Rosie knew she had locked the door before turning in. How could someone have broken into her room and eaten all her goodies, and why were there crumbs all in her bed??? 
