A POLE Dancing Escort!!!!!Rosies Free Trip update WE ARE BACK 10/20

[marvali]

Carol found some razors but didn't know where they had taken Rosie. So as not to spoil the trip for the gang she started hitting all of the attractions - always keeping an eye out for Rosie. Finally on Expedition Everest - there she was! The Disney Imagineers - tired of the Yeti being called "Disco Yeti" had tied Rosie up in the Yeti area thinking that people would see the hairy feet and think the Yeti had found a mate. Instead, with the stobe lights, and Rosie dancing - it only enhanced the "disco" effect! Carol and the guys had to ride over and over again trying to throw the razors to Rosie so she could cut herself free.....

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

my contribution to this one

rose learned a few moves from the animals on the safari before she was captured that she plans to put into her pole dancing routine.

 

[glennbo123]

Rosie awakes for her final full day at WDW with visions of a trip to AK dancing in her brain (well, head anyway). In her best escort fashion, Rosie gathers up all her brood and heads off to the Safari to check out all the animals. Before she left her room, she had taken one last look in the mirror and wished she had purchased more razors for the trip so they wouldn't have run out so quickly. Oh well, no biggie she had thought, until that is, she is about to get on the tram for the safari and two CMs run up and throw a large net over her. The last thing she remembers is hearing a voice over a walkie talkie saying the escaped animal had been recaptured, and was being returned to the savanna. One of the CMs who had thrown the net over her said, "Wow, would you look at how hairy those feet are!!!" - Marv

So Rosie, who is most always preparped, located her cell phone and called Liesa to ask her why her feet were so hairy. Not getting an answer on the phone, she left Liesa voice mail and said that she had been captured and was unsure of her final destination. But she was desperate and could Liesa please call Carol and ask her to find her a hot italian with lots of razors, along with the infamous pole to help with her escape. - Kathy

Carol found some razors but didn't know where they had taken Rosie. So as not to spoil the trip for the gang she started hitting all of the attractions - always keeping an eye out for Rosie. Finally on Expedition Everest - there she was! The Disney Imagineers - tired of the Yeti being called "Disco Yeti" had tied Rosie up in the Yeti area thinking that people would see the hairy feet and think the Yeti had found a mate. Instead, with the stobe lights, and Rosie dancing - it only enhanced the "disco" effect! Carol and the guys had to ride over and over again trying to throw the razors to Rosie so she could cut herself free..... - Tanya

rose learned a few moves from the animals on the safari before she was captured that she plans to put into her pole dancing routine. - Dan

Feeling a bit hot from all that dancing with the Yeti, Rosie decided that a trip down the Kali River was in order. She led the whole crew over to Kali River Rapids and they boarded their raft. Through the rapids they went, and they soon approached the "big drop". At first it appeared that Rosie would be drenched, but the raft kept spinning and when the big wave came over the side of the raft it only got Rosie's feet wet. When exiting the ride, everyone kept sniffing the air and saying, "do you smell that 'wet dog' smell?" - Glennbo

 

[Flossbolna]

Rosie awakes for her final full day at WDW with visions of a trip to AK dancing in her brain (well, head anyway). In her best escort fashion, Rosie gathers up all her brood and heads off to the Safari to check out all the animals. Before she left her room, she had taken one last look in the mirror and wished she had purchased more razors for the trip so they wouldn't have run out so quickly. Oh well, no biggie she had thought, until that is, she is about to get on the tram for the safari and two CMs run up and throw a large net over her. The last thing she remembers is hearing a voice over a walkie talkie saying the escaped animal had been recaptured, and was being returned to the savanna. One of the CMs who had thrown the net over her said, "Wow, would you look at how hairy those feet are!!!" - Marv

So Rosie, who is most always preparped, located her cell phone and called Liesa to ask her why her feet were so hairy. Not getting an answer on the phone, she left Liesa voice mail and said that she had been captured and was unsure of her final destination. But she was desperate and could Liesa please call Carol and ask her to find her a hot italian with lots of razors, along with the infamous pole to help with her escape. - Kathy

Carol found some razors but didn't know where they had taken Rosie. So as not to spoil the trip for the gang she started hitting all of the attractions - always keeping an eye out for Rosie. Finally on Expedition Everest - there she was! The Disney Imagineers - tired of the Yeti being called "Disco Yeti" had tied Rosie up in the Yeti area thinking that people would see the hairy feet and think the Yeti had found a mate. Instead, with the stobe lights, and Rosie dancing - it only enhanced the "disco" effect! Carol and the guys had to ride over and over again trying to throw the razors to Rosie so she could cut herself free..... - Tanya

rose learned a few moves from the animals on the safari before she was captured that she plans to put into her pole dancing routine. - Dan

Feeling a bit hot from all that dancing with the Yeti, Rosie decided that a trip down the Kali River was in order. She led the whole crew over to Kali River Rapids and they boarded their raft. Through the rapids they went, and they soon approached the "big drop". At first it appeared that Rosie would be drenched, but the raft kept spinning and when the big wave came over the side of the raft it only got Rosie's feet wet. When exiting the ride, everyone kept sniffing the air and saying, "do you smell that 'wet dog' smell?" - Glennbo

Nobody could really understand where the smell came from, but since it was in the plans for today they continued on with the trails - first the one in Africa, all the time the strange smell was following them. Once they got to point where you can see the gorillas, the bachelor gorillas on the one side started to show a lot of activity. Rosie was pleasantly surprised that they were so entertaining, especially for her group! However, then she realized that the bachelors attention was concentrating on her.... She thought it was only fair when they did a show for her, that she should put on a show as well. There wasn't really a pole as such, but there was a bridge with some railings, so this was nearly as good a pole, just a horizontal one... - Flossbolna

 

[marvali]

Rosie awakes for her final full day at WDW with visions of a trip to AK dancing in her brain (well, head anyway). In her best escort fashion, Rosie gathers up all her brood and heads off to the Safari to check out all the animals. Before she left her room, she had taken one last look in the mirror and wished she had purchased more razors for the trip so they wouldn't have run out so quickly. Oh well, no biggie she had thought, until that is, she is about to get on the tram for the safari and two CMs run up and throw a large net over her. The last thing she remembers is hearing a voice over a walkie talkie saying the escaped animal had been recaptured, and was being returned to the savanna. One of the CMs who had thrown the net over her said, "Wow, would you look at how hairy those feet are!!!" - Marv

So Rosie, who is most always preparped, located her cell phone and called Liesa to ask her why her feet were so hairy. Not getting an answer on the phone, she left Liesa voice mail and said that she had been captured and was unsure of her final destination. But she was desperate and could Liesa please call Carol and ask her to find her a hot italian with lots of razors, along with the infamous pole to help with her escape. - Kathy

Carol found some razors but didn't know where they had taken Rosie. So as not to spoil the trip for the gang she started hitting all of the attractions - always keeping an eye out for Rosie. Finally on Expedition Everest - there she was! The Disney Imagineers - tired of the Yeti being called "Disco Yeti" had tied Rosie up in the Yeti area thinking that people would see the hairy feet and think the Yeti had found a mate. Instead, with the stobe lights, and Rosie dancing - it only enhanced the "disco" effect! Carol and the guys had to ride over and over again trying to throw the razors to Rosie so she could cut herself free..... - Tanya

rose learned a few moves from the animals on the safari before she was captured that she plans to put into her pole dancing routine. - Dan

Feeling a bit hot from all that dancing with the Yeti, Rosie decided that a trip down the Kali River was in order. She led the whole crew over to Kali River Rapids and they boarded their raft. Through the rapids they went, and they soon approached the "big drop". At first it appeared that Rosie would be drenched, but the raft kept spinning and when the big wave came over the side of the raft it only got Rosie's feet wet. When exiting the ride, everyone kept sniffing the air and saying, "do you smell that 'wet dog' smell?" - Glennbo

Nobody could really understand where the smell came from, but since it was in the plans for today they continued on with the trails - first the one in Africa, all the time the strange smell was following them. Once they got to point where you can see the gorillas, the bachelor gorillas on the one side started to show a lot of activity. Rosie was pleasantly surprised that they were so entertaining, especially for her group! However, then she realized that the bachelors attention was concentrating on her.... She thought it was only fair when they did a show for her, that she should put on a show as well. There wasn't really a pole as such, but there was a bridge with some railings, so this was nearly as good a pole, just a horizontal one... - Flossbolna

Busy evening so I was out of the loop, but this would be some really funny stuff......if it wasn't Rosie we were talking about........and so believeable!!!

 

[marvali]

Rosie awakes to travel day home. She can't believe her trip is over so quickly and she has to say goodbye to POP! She knows she has to finish packing quickly so Bell Services can pick up her luggage and have it ready for the ME bus when it arrives. There is a knock at her door and Rosie opens it to hand over her luggage! She can't believe how hairy those Bell Services people are, and after they leave with her luggage, she thinks to herself that if she didn't know better, she would think they were a bunch of gorillas???

Oh well, now that they are gone, she has a few minutes to think about her final evening of the trip. After so much wonderful adventure at AK, they had headed off to the MK for one last visit, and their ADR at Chef Mickey's! - Marv

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Rosie awakes to travel day home. She can't believe her trip is over so quickly and she has to say goodbye to POP! She knows she has to finish packing quickly so Bell Services can pick up her luggage and have it ready for the ME bus when it arrives. There is a knock at her door and Rosie opens it to hand over her luggage! She can't believe how hairy those Bell Services people are, and after they leave with her luggage, she thinks to herself that if she didn't know better, she would think they were a bunch of gorillas???

Oh well, now that they are gone, she has a few minutes to think about her final evening of the trip. After so much wonderful adventure at AK, they had headed off to the MK for one last visit, and their ADR at Chef Mickey's! - Marv

rose, is not quite ready to leave her beloved disney and all she loves about it, so she quickly forms a plan, she grabs her industrial chain that she takes with her everywhere and lock, (hey you never know when you will have to chain and lock something up) and heads over to the bench with roy and minnie on it.

rose then procedes to put the chain around her and chains herself to the bench with minnie and roy and swallows the key.

many familes are not sure what to do for they were planning on having a nice photo op there. well they throw caution to the wind, and people start having there picuter taken with the statues plus 1 crazy lady who chained herself to the bench. news quickly spreads and rose is now the center of attraction in MK.

at least until the big bosses get there to take matters into there own hands...they start to talk to rose and decide.....
-dan

 

[Flossbolna]

Rosie awakes to travel day home. She can't believe her trip is over so quickly and she has to say goodbye to POP! She knows she has to finish packing quickly so Bell Services can pick up her luggage and have it ready for the ME bus when it arrives. There is a knock at her door and Rosie opens it to hand over her luggage! She can't believe how hairy those Bell Services people are, and after they leave with her luggage, she thinks to herself that if she didn't know better, she would think they were a bunch of gorillas???

Oh well, now that they are gone, she has a few minutes to think about her final evening of the trip. After so much wonderful adventure at AK, they had headed off to the MK for one last visit, and their ADR at Chef Mickey's! - Marv

rose, is not quite ready to leave her beloved disney and all she loves about it, so she quickly forms a plan, she grabs her industrial chain that she takes with her everywhere and lock, (hey you never know when you will have to chain and lock something up) and heads over to the bench with roy and minnie on it.

rose then procedes to put the chain around her and chains herself to the bench with minnie and roy and swallows the key.

many familes are not sure what to do for they were planning on having a nice photo op there. well they throw caution to the wind, and people start having there picuter taken with the statues plus 1 crazy lady who chained herself to the bench. news quickly spreads and rose is now the center of attraction in MK.

at least until the big bosses get there to take matters into there own hands...they start to talk to rose and decide.....-dan

... that this lady really must be one of the biggest WDW fans! The really admire her passion and how prepared she is to suffer for her goal of staying at WDW! And since they are at the moment planning this huge marketing campaign about memories created in WDW, they think that Rosie would be the perfect front person for such a campaign - TV spots featuring her, advertising in the print media and a great role in the new evening show planned, where pictures of park guests will be shown on the castle. - Flossbolna

 

[englishrose47]

I am back and now going back to read !!

 

[englishrose47]

Hope everything went smoothly on your flight this morning Rosie! However,...........

The big day has arrived! It is time for the Rosie thread TAKEOVER!

I decided to try something different and "special" for Rosie! Since she is so wild and (unlike the rest of us") I thought it would be interesting to see how wild and crazy we can detail her trip while she is away. So here are the rules.......

Not sure I can start this every day, so whoever (or is it whomever) is the first to post each day, start the day's "festivities" with something about the daily plans that Rosie has been posting for us. Then each of us should build on that day with fun/funny/outrageous/colorful activities Rosie will do(or hopefully in a lot of cases, would never do) during her day at Disney! You can use things you know about Rosie from previous posts to have her doing anything fun, creative, or in Rosie's case, even questionable while she is at her hotel, in a park, or even during her planned meals. The more outrageous and creative, the better! You can make up something totally new, or copy in what the previous poster put and add to the insanity of it!

So I guess I will start and we will see where this goes.......

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts!

Marv you have no idea how close you were !!!Except I stood up yelled fire and had the girls spit and the guys use other watering equipment
Actually the award I got was an ARREST award for causing indecency on the Tour !!!

 

[englishrose47]

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts! And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM!

Marv, there is NO way I can keep up with you that early in the morning (I'm still sleeping at that time!).

But I do like your idea...very clever.

I liked the Fire Pole ride !! Of course I danced down it

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts! And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.

At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends.

I couldn't resist he was tall and "pole" like and his name was Luigi !!!! Too much for Rosie to resist!!I guess I mistook his screams of terror for laughter

 

[Minnie&Nana]

I am back and now going back to read !!

Welcome back, Rosie!!

 

[englishrose47]

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts! And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.

At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends.

But it turned out that the arresting cop was actually an overzealous Streetmosphere performer. So when Rosie turned herself in at the stationhouse for her incarceration, the real police had no idea what she was talking about.

How did you know Glen !!I wood have been in the clear if those darn POLES weren't soo tempting

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts!. -Marv

And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! -Kathy

silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.

At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends. -Fauntleroy

But it turned out that the arresting cop was actually an overzealous Streetmosphere performer. So when Rosie turned herself in at the stationhouse for her incarceration, the real police had no idea what she was talking about. -Glenn

Rosie then realized that the officer standing in front of her was really the "Hot Italian" she was looking for. She made several advances to no avail. Rosie was then put in a jail cell shortly after she asked the officer if she could pole dance for him. The officer made sure to put her in a cell where there was no pole in sight. Several hours later, Rosie was released if she promised to not offer anyone a pole dance. She agreed, but realized after that she still could pole dance. She just couldn't OFFER it to anyone.

After her troubling ordeal, and finally being released from the "big house," Rosie realized she was very hungry. She went to her favorite counter service restaurant in Hollywood Studios. Fairfax Faire. She had a wonderful meal, but forgot what she had, because she couldn't "get the eek cover off the scared chocolate cake!" No matter how hard she tried, Rosie was being defeated by a ten cent piece of plastic. Rosie tried everything to get the container open. She tried twisting, crunching, pulling, pushing, and thought about stomping on it. A seven year old girl sitting near by, asked if she could help. Rosie was doubtful that the girl would be able to open it up, but conceded. One and a half seconds later, Rosie was enjoying her chocolate cake. -Underdog

You are right DJ I just pole danced and I have apix to proof it whwn I get someone to load them for me !!!

Actually the Vacationers were the ones to open my dessert several times Sad isn't it Just to clarify it was Your chocalte cake mine was carrot cake !!!!!!

 

[englishrose47]

She is going to die when she calls me and I read this to her.

And I did !!!

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts!. -Marv

And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! -Kathy

silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.

At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends. -Fauntleroy

But it turned out that the arresting cop was actually an overzealous Streetmosphere performer. So when Rosie turned herself in at the stationhouse for her incarceration, the real police had no idea what she was talking about. -Glenn

Rosie then realized that the officer standing in front of her was really the "Hot Italian" she was looking for. She made several advances to no avail. Rosie was then put in a jail cell shortly after she asked the officer if she could pole dance for him. The officer made sure to put her in a cell where there was no pole in sight. Several hours later, Rosie was released if she promised to not offer anyone a pole dance. She agreed, but realized after that she still could pole dance. She just couldn't OFFER it to anyone.

After her troubling ordeal, and finally being released from the "big house," Rosie realized she was very hungry. She went to her favorite counter service restaurant in Hollywood Studios. Fairfax Faire. She had a wonderful meal, but forgot what she had, because she couldn't "get the eek cover off the scared chocolate cake!" No matter how hard she tried, Rosie was being defeated by a ten cent piece of plastic. Rosie tried everything to get the container open. She tried twisting, crunching, pulling, pushing, and thought about stomping on it. A seven year old girl sitting near by, asked if she could help. Rosie was doubtful that the girl would be able to open it up, but conceded. One and a half seconds later, Rosie was enjoying her chocolate cake. -Underdog

After the ordeal with the chocolate cake, she really needed a break and decided that she would want a break back at her hotel. But somehow she ended up walking the wrong direction from Fairfax Fare and arrived at a hotel. Confused that the was already there without having to take the bus, but relieved that some rest was in sight, she joined in with the crowd entering. She was shocked how much Pop Century had gone down since her last stay there, no bright colors, faded plants, etc... -Flossbolna

I'll add my own ending to this Magdalina ...... When the elevator went crashing up and down for the 17th time the vacationers attempted cpr to no avail and Rosiie became # 1000 !!!

Funny story about Carol will be revealed in TR I think that cahpter will be called LOST!!!!!!

 

[englishrose47]

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts!. -Marv

And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! -Kathy

silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.

At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends. -Fauntleroy

But it turned out that the arresting cop was actually an overzealous Streetmosphere performer. So when Rosie turned herself in at the stationhouse for her incarceration, the real police had no idea what she was talking about. -Glenn

Rosie then realized that the officer standing in front of her was really the "Hot Italian" she was looking for. She made several advances to no avail. Rosie was then put in a jail cell shortly after she asked the officer if she could pole dance for him. The officer made sure to put her in a cell where there was no pole in sight. Several hours later, Rosie was released if she promised to not offer anyone a pole dance. She agreed, but realized after that she still could pole dance. She just couldn't OFFER it to anyone.

After her troubling ordeal, and finally being released from the "big house," Rosie realized she was very hungry. She went to her favorite counter service restaurant in Hollywood Studios. Fairfax Faire. She had a wonderful meal, but forgot what she had, because she couldn't "get the () cover off the () chocolate cake!" No matter how hard she tried, Rosie was being defeated by a ten cent piece of plastic. Rosie tried everything to get the container open. She tried twisting, crunching, pulling, pushing, and thought about stomping on it. A seven year old girl sitting near by, asked if she could help. Rosie was doubtful that the girl would be able to open it up, but conceded. One and a half seconds later, Rosie was enjoying her chocolate cake. -Underdog

After the ordeal with the chocolate cake, she really needed a break and decided that she would want a break back at her hotel. But somehow she ended up walking the wrong direction from Fairfax Fare and arrived at a hotel. Confused that the was already there without having to take the bus, but relieved that some rest was in sight, she joined in with the crowd entering. She was shocked how much Pop Century had gone down since her last stay there, no bright colors, faded plants, etc... -Flossbolna

Confused she continued to follow the crowd from one faded, dusty, cobwebed room to the next. She ended up at a large set of elevator doors. When the doors opened and she looked inside she asked elevator attendant " What kind of elevator is this I thought you stand in an elevator not sit down inside?" Then she thought to herself " I feel as if I'm in the Twighlight Zone"...lovealldisney

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts!. -Marv

And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! -Kathy

silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.

At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends. -Fauntleroy

But it turned out that the arresting cop was actually an overzealous Streetmosphere performer. So when Rosie turned herself in at the stationhouse for her incarceration, the real police had no idea what she was talking about. -Glenn

Rosie then realized that the officer standing in front of her was really the "Hot Italian" she was looking for. She made several advances to no avail. Rosie was then put in a jail cell shortly after she asked the officer if she could pole dance for him. The officer made sure to put her in a cell where there was no pole in sight. Several hours later, Rosie was released if she promised to not offer anyone a pole dance. She agreed, but realized after that she still could pole dance. She just couldn't OFFER it to anyone.

After her troubling ordeal, and finally being released from the "big house," Rosie realized she was very hungry. She went to her favorite counter service restaurant in Hollywood Studios. Fairfax Faire. She had a wonderful meal, but forgot what she had, because she couldn't "get the () cover off the () chocolate cake!" No matter how hard she tried, Rosie was being defeated by a ten cent piece of plastic. Rosie tried everything to get the container open. She tried twisting, crunching, pulling, pushing, and thought about stomping on it. A seven year old girl sitting near by, asked if she could help. Rosie was doubtful that the girl would be able to open it up, but conceded. One and a half seconds later, Rosie was enjoying her chocolate cake. -Underdog

After the ordeal with the chocolate cake, she really needed a break and decided that she would want a break back at her hotel. But somehow she ended up walking the wrong direction from Fairfax Fare and arrived at a hotel. Confused that the was already there without having to take the bus, but relieved that some rest was in sight, she joined in with the crowd entering. She was shocked how much Pop Century had gone down since her last stay there, no bright colors, faded plants, etc... -Flossbolna

Confused she continued to follow the crowd from one faded, dusty, cobwebed room to the next. She ended up at a large set of elevator doors. When the doors opened and she looked inside she asked elevator attendant " What kind of elevator is this I thought you stand in an elevator not sit down inside?" Then she thought to herself " I feel as if I'm in the Twighlight Zone"...lovealldisney

Barely surviving the ordeal, Rosie finally realized she had erred badly, and hadn't actually made it back to Pop after all. Now visibly shaken, and feeling none too spunky, she knew she needed to get back to her room and lay down before she passed out in the street! Staggering down the street to her right, she failed to find a cab to expedite her quick escape to freedom and recovery. Then she noticed in the distance a limo. Thinking how she deserved to be coddled and spoiled a little after her narrow escape from death, she hurried to catch a ride! She was a little concerned about the group hanging around the limo. They looked too much like , and Rosie's past was already riddled with bad experiences pole dancing backstage after concerts. But hey, she was desperate and they were kinda cute...... - Marv

Yes they were Hot Italians and they had rented that Limo to make their escape from the Pole Dancing Granny!!!

 

[Flossbolna]

Hi Rosie, welcome back! Sounds like you had a good trip!

 

[englishrose47]

While Rosie is at DHS today, she will panic while riding the Backlot Tour and try to put out the fire in Catastrophe Canyon by spitting on it! She will be awarded the Disney Jr. Fireman award by the CM on the tram for her efforts!. -Marv

And after receiving that award, she will take a ride down the firepole with the CM! -Kathy

silly people rose wont even make it into the park, she will be trying to post disney bail after pole dancing at the DHS bag check. The charges will read.

At approximately 8:32 am said woman, was arrested for her lud acts of "pole dancing" at Disney Hollywood Studios. It was later deteremined that object woman was attempting to dance around was not the actual pole holding up the covering, but the Disney Securitys Man Himself. The victim is described as a "Hot Italian who just came over to find a job at Disney" Victim has since fled the county to return to his homeland and take all of his HOT Italian friends with him, since woman said she was going to find more of his friends. -Fauntleroy

But it turned out that the arresting cop was actually an overzealous Streetmosphere performer. So when Rosie turned herself in at the stationhouse for her incarceration, the real police had no idea what she was talking about. -Glenn

Rosie then realized that the officer standing in front of her was really the "Hot Italian" she was looking for. She made several advances to no avail. Rosie was then put in a jail cell shortly after she asked the officer if she could pole dance for him. The officer made sure to put her in a cell where there was no pole in sight. Several hours later, Rosie was released if she promised to not offer anyone a pole dance. She agreed, but realized after that she still could pole dance. She just couldn't OFFER it to anyone.

After her troubling ordeal, and finally being released from the "big house," Rosie realized she was very hungry. She went to her favorite counter service restaurant in Hollywood Studios. Fairfax Faire. She had a wonderful meal, but forgot what she had, because she couldn't "get the () cover off the () chocolate cake!" No matter how hard she tried, Rosie was being defeated by a ten cent piece of plastic. Rosie tried everything to get the container open. She tried twisting, crunching, pulling, pushing, and thought about stomping on it. A seven year old girl sitting near by, asked if she could help. Rosie was doubtful that the girl would be able to open it up, but conceded. One and a half seconds later, Rosie was enjoying her chocolate cake. -Underdog

After the ordeal with the chocolate cake, she really needed a break and decided that she would want a break back at her hotel. But somehow she ended up walking the wrong direction from Fairfax Fare and arrived at a hotel. Confused that the was already there without having to take the bus, but relieved that some rest was in sight, she joined in with the crowd entering. She was shocked how much Pop Century had gone down since her last stay there, no bright colors, faded plants, etc... -Flossbolna

Confused she continued to follow the crowd from one faded, dusty, cobwebed room to the next. She ended up at a large set of elevator doors. When the doors opened and she looked inside she asked elevator attendant " What kind of elevator is this I thought you stand in an elevator not sit down inside?" Then she thought to herself " I feel as if I'm in the Twighlight Zone"...lovealldisney

I am definately in the Twilight Zone now after 6 Days of non stop Disney Fun and less than 6 hours sleep a night !!Was it worth it YES IT WAS

AWww... bless her heart- while she naively and innocently (?) swims at the pool and her escortees laze around in bed, we continue to wreak havoc on her thread. Doesn't get better than that!

I"ll try to put my "creative" on tonight, but am battling a pretty mondo migraine, and may just put up my white flag and tuck in.

Hurry up and put the white flag down I am loving all the HAVOC!!!!

 

[englishrose47]

Is it too late to join in on someone's PTR when they have already left for WDW?

I love how you guys are writing the TR for Rosie! She is gonna come back from Disney with nothing to do! (let me know when to insert a pole dancing pic.. I have one cued up!)

I bet you do !!!!!!Feel Free to insert it anytime !!

 

[englishrose47]

Okay, it seems Rosie had a pretty good first day based on all accounts of her trip so far! Just a little more info for everyone who joins us here. It is never too late to jump right in on the fun, and you aren't limited to only one post a day if you are privy to some "inside" info related to Rosie's daily activities. Since this will be the first FULL day for Rosie on Escort duty, I expect she will be able to get so much more done today.......

And now, on to Day 2 of Rosie Does Disney!



Rosie awakes in her room at Pop, still wondering how she got there. The last thing she remembered was being in a strange land of munchkins and witches and a really cute scarecrow, and wishing so much she could go home. She hadn't slept all that well as she awoke to nightmares of riding some out of control elevator and high speed limo. She finally fell back off to sleep, still wondering why a dream could seem so real. But this time she slept better as her dreams turned to sharing some pastries with a hot Italian! She was disappointed when the alarm clock woke her just as he was offering to do the "cinnamon roll" with her, but just thinking about it helped her feel more refreshed.....well, along with her shower!

As she hurriedly dressed she was thinking about everything she had to do to work in all her planned activities at MK! As she strolled over to find the food she had bought for breakfast the night before, she noticed that everything was gone! Rosie knew she had locked the door before turning in. How could someone have broken into her room and eaten all her goodies, and why were there crumbs all in her bed???

Marv How did you know !!!! All that activity on Thursday evening mad e me very hungry , but 10 Bowls of cereal soon fixed that!!!

 

[eandesmom]

WELCOME BACK!

OMG this was hysterical while you were gone. I didn't have time to comment but so funny! Just look at how you inspire us