Contest: DIS caption contest

[nebo]

"Ok, ok, I admit we're lost. But you want me to ask one of those guys for directions?"

 

[orangecats2]

I can't see where I'm going, my eyebrow hair is too long.

 

[twokids0204]

es un mundo de risas, lágrimas o un mundo
es un mundo de esperanzas, es un mundo de miedo
theres tanto que compartimos
que su tiempo somos conscientes
es un mundo pequeño después de todo


es un mundo pequeño después de todo
es un mundo pequeño después de todo
es un mundo pequeño después de todo
es un mundo pequeño, pequeño

Sólo hay una luna y un sol de oro
Y una sonrisa significa la amistad para todos.
Porque los montes se dividen
Y los océanos son amplias
Es un pequeño mundo pequeño

hint: http://translate.google.com/

 

[SunDial]

Hey Jose, Do you still have any more of those blue pills left? That senorita is looking muy bueno

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Old Fart-1: “Ya’ See!
That kid back there perfectly illustrates just what I’ve been sayin’.
Young’ens is lazy! Why, back in our day…
we didn’t need no fancy-schmancy mobility devices like that, to get from one Disney attraction to the next.”

Old Fart-2: “Yah...
Hay there ya' young whippersnapper!
It’s called walking!
You ought’a give it a try some time!”

 

[DisGirlAllie]

That song isn't worth this pay.

 

[pkondz]

It's time to vote!

Breaking News: ZZ Top now performing at It's a Small World!! Film at 11.

UNBELIEVABLE STORY OUT OF DISNEYLAND!

Jerry "Bubba" Lefkoweitz and Ronald "Shorty" Johnson emerged from It's a Small World with an incredible tale. Both claimed to have entered the ride during it's original run at the New York World's Fair in 1964. Shorty bet Bubba that he could hide inside the ride the longest.

Bubba knew a fast $3 when he saw it and they stayed inside until Shorty remembered he had a book due at the library and tickets to some concert at a place called Woodstock that he sure didn't want to miss.

Both were surprised that so much time had elapsed. However, neither were surpised the Cubs still hadn't been back to the World Series. When asked his plans for the future, Bubba thought Space Mountain, or anything without water, was to his liking. Shorty was overheard to say that anything without Bubba was okay with him, and it was worth $3 to not have to stare at Bubba 24 hours a day.

I'm beginning to think it may have been a mistake to make that ultimatum about standing right here until Disney lowers their prices.

Let's retire and go to work for Disney, you said!

There are no bad jobs in Disney, You said!

We'll be in Disney Parks all day, you said!

Well here we are, working at Disney, in IT'S A SMALL WORLD, With that, that Song playing over and over! AND...

Having to Clean Up After Some Kid's Horse!

It's a world of....er...hold on, don't tell me, it's comming back to me...ummm..

Are you sure our wives said the mexican pavilion? Because we've been here a long time.

You didn't read the fine print. As part of the Santa clause you have to be able to stay here for a year and keep smiling... You're not smiling.

"Ok, ok, I admit we're lost. But you want me to ask one of those guys for directions?"

I can't see where I'm going, my eyebrow hair is too long.

es un mundo de risas, lágrimas o un mundo
es un mundo de esperanzas, es un mundo de miedo
theres tanto que compartimos
que su tiempo somos conscientes
es un mundo pequeño después de todo


es un mundo pequeño después de todo
es un mundo pequeño después de todo
es un mundo pequeño después de todo
es un mundo pequeño, pequeño

Sólo hay una luna y un sol de oro
Y una sonrisa significa la amistad para todos.
Porque los montes se dividen
Y los océanos son amplias
Es un pequeño mundo pequeño

hint: http://translate.google.com/

Hey Jose, Do you still have any more of those blue pills left? That senorita is looking muy bueno

Old Fart-1: “Ya’ See!
That kid back there perfectly illustrates just what I’ve been sayin’.
Young’ens is lazy! Why, back in our day…
we didn’t need no fancy-schmancy mobility devices like that, to get from one Disney attraction to the next.”

Old Fart-2: “Yah...
Hay there ya' young whippersnapper!
It’s called walking!
You ought’a give it a try some time!”

That song isn't worth this pay.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

orangecats2

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

declansdad

 

[Wherem I Now]

Declansdad. We were all thinking ZZ Top...

 

[BirdsOfPreyDave]

declansdad

 

[declansdad]

BigTikiDaddy

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

BigTikiDaddy

 

[trennr]

Lorilais_mommie

for being the first to get the right location... and it's pretty funny

 

[Lorilais_mommie]

Frantasmic

 

[trennr]

We were all thinking ZZ Top...

And yes... if I had posted to my own Picture (which I don't do anymore) my joke would have been ZZ Top themed.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

declansdad

 

[twokids0204]

Declansdad

 

[orangecats2]

Lorilais_mommie

 

[Frantasmic]

big tiki pater familias