Ah...so many stories.....so little board space!
Here are two favorites:
About 10 years ago my sisters and I (4 single twenty somethings) went on a cruise. It was the best cruise we've ever been on. We all "hooked up" with some of the casino and entertainment staff, each of us having ourselves a "date" one evening. While walking along a deserted promenade deck in the moonlight, we decided to stop a the railing and watch the water (something I LOVE to do at night on a ship). While standing there leaning on the rail, having a nice romantic moment, something floats by in the water. We couldn't get a good look at it, just a glimpse. As we stood there, another came by, we realized it was a "Frozen Chicken"! then a few more floated by and a few heads of cabbage and other miscellaneous moonlit foodstuffs. We go the giggles so hard at the floating chickens that the mood was ruined for the rest of the night. We laughed our behinds off telling the story of the Moonlit chickens. (Apparently the cruise line dumped the "bio" stuff in the water when it was too old to serve).
The following year, different cruise line.....same group, had met a few "guys" on board. The gang of about 7 of us decided one evening at about 2 am to explore the "staff only" areas of the ship. We ended up in the theater at about 3 am. The stage was well lit, and we decided to put on a few little performances (singing, a few dance steps, comedy routines, etc.) One by one we performed to an audience of six. Suddenly we realized one of the guys was missing. (He was a doctor by the way, not a thug or anything). The next thing you know, here comes "Dr. John" down the stage stairs wearing one of the huge headdresses from one of the Vegas shows. This thing was about 5 ft. tall with silver sequins and huge white plumes of feathers. He strutted his stuff while we all rolled in the aisles. It was a riot.
Now, those were some fun cruises.