My coworkers have been sleeping all day. Lazy bums. They should be fired.
One of my coworkers is finally taking a shower and getting ready for her day like she's a lazy teenager or something.
My other coworker doesn't seem to want to do anything but play video games all day.
And I really need to start labelling my food in the break room fridge because they're eating everything! And of course not cleaning up after themselves. You'd think I worked with children!