When my Daddy was in his 70s, he was tickled when the hair cut gal was flirting with him.
Then, he had a great day on the golf course and feeling good, when he pulled up to a red light and two gals in the car next to him & his buddy, started smiling and waving. "Man, am I having a good day!"
Afterwards, he went to home depot and was checking out and couldn't believe it when the cashier asked if he was single! He was puffing up like a rooster, so full of himself, that he decided to ask her to repeat herself. "Excuse me, but what did you say?" says he.
The cashier leaned in close, "I said....ARE YOU A SENIOR!" *KaBooM*