Ho ho ho, boys and girls! My belly is hurting from all those mince pies, and it's not even Christmas Eve yet!
dlpsteve, young man, I have not received a Christmas list from you yet. What are you playing at, boy?
moped: <--- me on my trendy new "sleigh") It's almost December! Contrary to popular belief, I am not a mind-reader, and need a bit of guidance!
Now,
dlpsteve, I have questions for you
I would sing you a song but a poem will do
Do you like chocolate? Do you like mugs?
Do you like fairies or witches or bugs?
Which is your favourite of Disney's creations?
Which characters make you scream out in elation? (embarrassingly bad rhyme
)
Do you have enough pens? Do you have enough socks?
What can I bring you, wrapped up in a box?
Give me some guidance, dlpsteve
So I know what to bring you on Christmas Eve
Answer me now, answer me quick
Love from your pal, Old St. Nick