Profile of a Tag Fairy~ Coloring update pg.551 Part 2

[sorul82?]

What the Aflac commercials didn't make you laugh when they first came out?

I'm still rolling at that Travellers Insurance commercial where they are re-attaching the lucky rabbit feet.

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

What the Aflac commercials didn't make you laugh when they first came out?

 

[Parla]

Since nobody wants to be entertaining tonight and get this party started right I'm going to sing a song for everyone that I used to sing as a little girl. My mom always thought it was cute and would have me sing it when the relatives would come over to visit.

 

[Parla]

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so

 

[Parla]

I also remember singing this one quite a bit. We had gotten some new furniture and the coffee table had two seat cushions on either side of it and I was standing on one belting it out. Oh, those were the days.

Im driving in my car, I turn on the radio
Im pulling you close, you just say no
You say you dont like it, but girl I know youre a liar
`cause when we kiss, fire

Late at night Im takin you home
I say I wanna stay, you say you wanna be alone
You say you dont love me, girl you cant hide your desire
`cause when we kiss, fire

You had a hold on me, right from the start
A grip so tight I couldnt tear it apart
My nerves all jumpin actin like a fool
Well your kisses they burn but your heart stays cool

Romeo and juliet, samson and delilah
Baby you can bet their love they didnt deny
Your words say split but your words they lie
`cause when we kiss, fire

 

[Parla]

The last song I remember singing for everyone is a real classic. My grandmother hated it and warned me I was going to hell at the tender age of six since playing cards was a sin! It didn't scare me none and I still wanted to marry Kenny Rogers. Not now though, the man's face looks like a plastic surgeon just sent his two kids away to college.

On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
'Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, "Son, I've made my life out of readin' people's faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
so if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
'Cause ev'ry hand's a winner and ev'ry hand's a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

When he'd finished speakin', he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

 

[Goofyluver]

Parla...we is gonna get along jus' fine!!!!

I am laughing sooooo hard...I think I woke up Jon...

 

[WDWHeather]

Ha! So I'm not 100% crazy....just 99%!

Hey, that 1% is what keeps you functioning in society! I'm right there with ya!

Yay. People are actually here tonight.

Hi all.

Hey, Wilbur!

Bop? I feel more like jammin.

Me too! I be jammin' with you!

I think Jo should get a tatoo of scary doll on her bum.

OMG! Me too!!!!!!!!!! That would be so hilarious! I can't even handle it!

Since nobody wants to be entertaining tonight and get this party started right I'm going to sing a song for everyone that I used to sing as a little girl. My mom always thought it was cute and would have me sing it when the relatives would come over to visit.

Okay, I seriously just laughed so hard just now with all your songs!

 

[Miz Diz]

OH YEAH, gutter chicks, we need to gather!

On the UK Community Board, in my W.A.Dish way, I have set up a game called 'Ask Me Anything', where each week you ask the person who is the host anything you want. Starting Monday, Jo is the host!

So Next Week, be sure to pop over across to our board and Ask Jo a lot of Questions!

Sounds fun. And I have lots of time to think of some embarassing stuff.

 

[Miz Diz]

Is the Mr. Coffee Tea thingy not a good thing?

No - doesn't make good tea. My nephew 'bout gagged and refused to drink it.

I thought you would have been tagged by now. You have so much funny! HEY, did you invite the TF over for Sunday dinner?

TE is very tag worthy!

 

[Miz Diz]

Well, they aren't going to show up if we aren't entertaining. Quack! Say something funny!

Quack! Quack!

Hey, am I the only Quacker around tonight?

 

[Miz Diz]

Just when I was getting my personality back.

Ok, I'll go to bed since no one else wants to play.

 

[Parla]

Parla...we is gonna get along jus' fine!!!!

I am laughing sooooo hard...I think I woke up Jon...

Glad I could amuse someone. I had to leave right after to finish watching the SNL special that was on a week or two ago with DH before he fell into his NyQuil induced coma.

 

[WDWHeather]

Quack! Quack!

Hey, am I the only Quacker around tonight?

I'll Quack too!

Quack!

 

[Parla]

Just when I was getting my personality back.

Ok, I'll go to bed since no one else wants to play.

Oh no! Did you already go to bed? I just got back on!

 

[WDWHeather]

Oh no! Did you already go to bed? I just got back on!

Her dot's still green. She's still around!!!!!!!!!

You can't hide from us!!!!!!! Come out come out, where ever you are!

 

[WDWHeather]

Oh.. I just noticed I hit 2000 posts but didn't notice where I was when it happened. Well, no place to celebrate than the PofaTF thread!!!!!! And right on cue, my bananas are dancing!

 

[Parla]

Oh.. I just noticed I hit 2000 posts but didn't notice where I was when it happened. Well, no place to celebrate than the PofaTF thread!!!!!! And right on cue, my bananas are dancing!

Congratulations! And on the dancing bananas too.

 

[WDWHeather]

Congratulations! And on the dancing bananas too.

hehe. Thanks! They're very fickle!!!

 

[Parla]

Her dot's still green. She's still around!!!!!!!!!

You can't hide from us!!!!!!! Come out come out, where ever you are!

I'm sure that my light was green for the last hour too. But I was watching TV with DH. Had to rush out and watch so I could get back on and didn't take the time to close my windows.