Riddle me this!

[Lars624]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 

[yepod]

Laura, why do teachers need answer books?

 

[yepod]

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint on it, you have to touch it to be sure?

 

[Snowwark]

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten but hot dog buns come in packs of 8?"

Now that really does bug me!! LOL...

 

[yepod]

This ones for you Gina

Why are a wiseman and a wise guy opposites???

 

[yepod]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a homicide?

 

[Lars624]

Was the inventor of the colander accused of having an idea that did not hold water?

 

[yepod]

If rabbit's feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

 

[Lars624]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

[Lars624]

Why is it that when we're dog tired we take cat naps?

 

[Lars624]

Do Roman doctors call IVs "fours?"

 

[yepod]

A Michigan riddle!

How can the weather be cold as he** one day and hot as he** another?

 

[yepod]

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

 

[yepod]

Why are things that taste good, bad for you, and things that taste bad, good for you?

 

[Lars624]

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

In MI you can actually be in He** about 1/2 hour from my house

Okay that was the last one from me...........I've gotta get something done around here today!!!
TTYL

 

[yepod]

Is the D**m Sight Inn still in H*ll Laura?!?!

I've eaten & visited H*ll in Michigan!

What do they pack styrofoam in?

 

[mickeyfan1]

Not enough answers!!! My lame PM is sent.

Hello all you riddlers. A very strange thing happened to me as I waled from my parking garage into my building. I go sprinkled on! We are supposed to be getting one heck of a storm, lots of rain here, lots of snow in the high country. We are all hoping it replenished the water supplys. We had to stop supplying California a while back.

Steph, glad the girl is on the mend, don't let her bug the boys too much, paybacks, you know.

Diane - Love the house, it will be fab in the spring. I assume it is a lake view?

Snowark - I only buy hotdogs in an 8 pack now. It takes too many packages of both to be equal numbers. Hmmm, sound like another math riddle.


I am not supposed to be dising right now, from work, so I will just check in again later.

 

[glo]

Hi Guys...have not been around much, and Bernie has been giving hard riddles. Not been feeling all that well, and had some really off days...but I am here wracking my little brains out trying to figure this one out? Have their been any clues?

OK, I will get this one.....


Hope everyone has been well....and big hugs to all!

 

[gina2000]

I believe Dr. Demento has invaded the Riddle and entered the minds of the riddlers!

ROTFLOL! Several of these are priceless.

So are you guys! Thanks for the laughs!

 

[oldkicker]

Sis!
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