Burn what?
The car, the living room, garage, or the whole house?
Do you have a cee-ment pond you can fill with tomato juice and give the car a bath?
I'm having flashbacks of watching the Patridge Family that time they ran over a skunk with a bus, tomato soup by the gallons.
I lived in a basement apartment years back and a skunk fell in the window well and couldn't get out. My landlord had the bright idea to kill it with a shovel. It was beyond awful. It was my bedroom window and I woke up whilst he was killing it. It felt like someone shoved garlic cloves up in my sinuses. I stunk so bad I had to call in to work. I had to take everything I owned that was fabric and bring it to my parents and wash 3 times each. I ended up throwing out all kinds of stuff. I didn't stay there for an entire month because it took a few weeks to get the smell out. I told my landlord I wasn't paying rent the next month because I didn't have use of the apartment for the previous month. He told me I was taking advantage of him because I had a trip planned. I than gave him an itemized list of everything I had to throw out, the time, supplies and energy it took to wash each load of laundry, my days wage for missing work and it added up to much more than my rent. He did apologize than and asked if there was anything he could do to help. I told him just waiving the rent was enough and left it at that.
So who's car is it? Is it yours or your wife's or is it a car for the kids? I hope it's not a primary vehicle. Man, I feel for you!
Actually the skunk climbed onto the bus and did his business when Simone the dog encountered him. The skunk then got off the bus quite alive. I just recently saw that 1970 episode again!I'm having flashbacks of watching the Patridge Family that time they ran over a skunk with a bus, tomato soup by the gallons.
That is funny!We all share the car. It's the family car on weekends, DW drives it if DD rides the bus, or DD drives it on days she drives. I almost never get it during the week. On days when 2 of us drive, I get DW's crossover. When all 3 of us drive, I'm relegated to my truck. Pretty sure DD has it the rest of the week.
Your story reminded of a friend who tried to trap a skunk that lived under his house. He put a live trap by the hole & attached a 50-foot rope. He stretched the rope out straight, so when the skunk got trapped, he'd be able to stay 50-feet away while he slowly dragged the cage away from the house. Well, the skunk went in the trap, got trapped, and then reeled all 50 feet of rope into the trap LOL