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Loosing Boo Boo
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- Sep 20, 2009
Lets just say my worst was after the marriage, it became my nightmare.
I was on plenty of dates when I was younger and never did anything in the men's room that the men's room wasn't built for. I thought that sort of thing only happened in bad Cinemax movies!I must have led a sheltered life. I never heard of this, before or after dinner. Is this a Men's room thing I'm just learning about?
He then followed it up with: "I also got my taint tattooed, you can see later!"
In a public restroom? Any restroom? Ugh.
I must have led a sheltered life. I never heard of this, before or after dinner. Is this a Men's room thing I'm just learning about?
I was on plenty of dates when I was younger and never did anything in the men's room that the men's room wasn't built for. I thought that sort of thing only happened in bad Cinemax movies!
Ok you win or more rightly LOSE! What a weirdoYears ago, I went on a dinner date with a young man who was a nurse. We were discussing some of the crazy things that he had seen in his nursing career. As we were eating, he said that he had something to tell me. I replied, "OK," and then he hemmed and hawed for a bit. Finally, he said, "Well, I have always been curious about the taste of human flesh. One day I was cleaning up after a surgery, and I saw a piece of muscle tissue that had been cut out from a woman's leg. So, I took it home, fried it, and ate it."
I passed on the dessert course, and headed home as quickly as possible. I still wonder if he was pulling my leg, but why say something so shocking? What a weirdo!
Years ago, I went on a dinner date with a young man who was a nurse. We were discussing some of the crazy things that he had seen in his nursing career. As we were eating, he said that he had something to tell me. I replied, "OK," and then he hemmed and hawed for a bit. Finally, he said, "Well, I have always been curious about the taste of human flesh. One day I was cleaning up after a surgery, and I saw a piece of muscle tissue that had been cut out from a woman's leg. So, I took it home, fried it, and ate it."
I passed on the dessert course, and headed home as quickly as possible. I still wonder if he was pulling my leg, but why say something so shocking? What a weirdo!
In a public restroom? Any restroom? Ugh.
I am literally sitting here with my mouth hanging open!! OHEMGEE....Yall, all of these weirdoes severely delusional borderline insane people are someone's NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR...right now. Your children may be having spend the night parties over at his house, he may be your child's t-ball coach. Good lord almighty, this is just crazy! What happened to all these once sweet baby boys? What causes someone to grow up this way? All these guys who think a lady is going to give him the stuff just because he took her somewhere....what a bunch of jerks!
Believe me it's not just men.I am literally sitting here with my mouth hanging open!! OHEMGEE....Yall, all of these weirdoes severely delusional borderline insane people are someone's NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR...right now. Your children may be having spend the night parties over at his house, he may be your child's t-ball coach. Good lord almighty, this is just crazy! What happened to all these once sweet baby boys? What causes someone to grow up this way? All these guys who think a lady is going to give him the stuff just because he took her somewhere....what a bunch of jerks!
I am so thrilled to win 3rd place in this doozy of a contest!!!